We're going to her work's do tomorrow.
Free bar all night. Let's see if she agrees with you on Friday morning...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stay off the MDs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Yeah, they're a bunch of pricks

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)

A complete impossibility.
I'm bloody catering for three of her colleagues as it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Catering?
Blimey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

What're you feeding them?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)

Escobar Surprise

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Does this just involve you throwing extrememly concentrated coke in their face and screaming 'SURPRISE!'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Hahaha!
I'm sure you'll behave.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

No he won't.

( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Well no he won't.
I was just trying my Jedi mind trick on him.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)

You'll be better off treating him like a naughty little puppy.

( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Looking stern while repeating your a very bad boy and then giving up because he's so cute and cuddly that you can't be mad at him for long?

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Hahaha awww
It does make it harder to forgive him when he's weeing on the carpet or has his nose in a woman's crotch.
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Isn't that ALL THE TIME?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)

NOOOOOOEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL
How goes it sexy face?
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Stunning, unbelievable and brilliant all over thanks, my fuzzy twisty darlin'.
I have a seemingly limitless supply of natural mood-boosters swimming through my veins.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

You've been eating too much snow again haven't you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)

IT'S LIKE FROZEN CRACK

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:35, Reply)

The yellow stuff outside Monty's
is actually 80% frozen crack.

The rest is Chateau d'Yquem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I fell in a snowdrift earlier :(

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

This amuses for me for reasons I can't quite fathom.
Weren't you all frolic and caper this morning?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Yes, and this evening too
I'm a sucker for dancing through unstepped-in snow. It wasn't a snow covered hill as I thought, it was just a big pile of snow. It went down the back of my jeans - melting snow dripping down one's arsecrack is not an experience I particularly enjoyed or wish to repeat :(
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'll be in my bunk.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Going to bed already?
Well, if you will get up in the middle of the night...
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Alright Jayne?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Winner.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Woohoo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Oh I am very pleased to hear that.
Come over for a dance!
( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I'm drinking your wine.
Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

You're brave.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

:(

( wanderlust, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)