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Nigel Lawson - would you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:54, 39 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you are darth foxtrot aicmfp

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

maybe with yours
I do like the old'uns
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Oh yeah?
*rubs thighs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I think not
but even I would consider Nigella.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You know you'd get a nice breakfast the next morning, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Quite
unlike the cups of tea I make for myself elsewhere.......
How's you - all set for the festivities?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I'm supposed to be wrapping presents.
I'm not wrapping presents.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Did you end up buying that castle for your daughter?
good luck wrapping that.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I did.
I kept the box is was delivered in, though, so I just need to wrap that. I also bought a set of furniture (four-poster bed, thrones etc) and two sets of medieval dolls and some DVDs and a book so I have some wrapping ahead of me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:28, Reply)

That sounds ace
even though I suspect you'll be playing with it just as much as she does.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Well
at least you have some that you should be wrapping......I am afraid I have been rather humbug about the whole thing for various reasons - most miffing is that the antique antler handled carving set I ordered for the BF has not arrived!! Not panic stations yet though the chap has had over a week now...........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

*googles*
*recoils*

No. No, I really haven't reached that level of desperation thanks. I'd probably have a go on Nigella though.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)

No, I may not have shagged anyone for about a year but I have my reasons for that.
Nigella on the other hand..
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Is it because you're a sad, lonely wanker?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

...with AIDS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

With AIDS.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I thought so.
You can almost smell the AIDS through the screen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

In one my friend. In one.
*slashes wrists*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Careful where that blood goes, Bal.
It's full of AIDS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I don't do careful.
I'm an "if I'm if going down I'm bringing you with me" kinda guy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Yes. Yes I would.
All day and all night, until you could use her fanny as a mixing bowl. And then I'd fill the bowl.
( Wanderer, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

It's a dude, dude.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Nigel Lawson doesn't have a fanny, and is a man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Ah.
Misread that. Thought it a typo.
( Wanderer, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Say Keith Joseph and I'll be hard all night long
Oh yeah - 1988 cabinet baby...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)

It's quite bizarre to see them side by side
and see how on him those features are repugnant and on her they really work rather well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I attended a formal dinner with his son once.
He wore a velvet Chinese-style jacket (it was black tie and he was just being all 'look at me') and was a smug, obnoxious little turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I'm thinking about that
And wondering if in a misguided alcohol induced incident I may have shagged Leon Brittan's daughter once.

She had the jowls.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Until his teeth rattled.
How do you think he lost so much weight so quickly? He burned it off getting boofooed by me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:21, Reply)

I'm ok thanks.
Not THAT desperate yet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Sorry Monty, not my style

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Help an old fool out please someone
I have managed to do something to my keyboard that means if I want an apostrophe I get a @ and so on like my shift key is held down

How do I escape from this QUESTION MARK
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Change your keyboard settings back to UK, not US

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:37, Reply)

How the fuck could I have changed it QUESTION MARK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

You're fucking magic
www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/setup/learnmore/tips/leidenfrost1.mspx

That should help point you in the right direction.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:40, Reply)

MD-induced spacker fingered keyboard mashing?

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Be straight
I don't post much on b3ta because it takes me so long to be grammatically correct when I'm pissed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

Btw, Monty
I found your facebook page
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)

I've got a funny story here
but I aint about to share it with you lot, soz
( broadsword, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 0:41, Reply)