I finish work in about 45 minutes
so screw you all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i finished on the 10th

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

you're a fucking student though
for people in the real world, finishing at 10 this morning is good going.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I finish tomorrow

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:21, Reply)

you see
this is why my finishing very soon today is good

although I do have to go into town and kill like 3 hours before my haircut appointment. Don't have any money to spend either :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

If you're still in Brighton, just give a bender a wink
He'll buy drinks for you.

Oi, I said 'WINK'!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I have never been to Brighton

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Have you ever been to Scunthorpe?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I have not
not been to Dunstable either, except metaphorically
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Dottingham sounds like a place I might enjoy.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

want me to take you to Dottingham?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Boi, I am Dottingham.
I'm certainly big enough to be a city. And I don't mind the odd "stabbing".
and I'm a mong.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:41, Reply)

sounds hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I have, in fact I put the "unth" into Scunthorpe.

Damn dyslexia - playing up again
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Also I've been to paradise, but oddly enough, I've never been to "me".

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I've been to Bagnelstown, but I've never been to Meath.
Dustin the Turkey/RTE LOLs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:27, Reply)

handy tip
nothing involving Dustin can ever be funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Eating the fucker for Xmas dinner would be a start.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Would be a good tagline for a d'n'b DJ.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Actually I originally mistyped it as Dame Dyslexia which works quite well id said DJ is female.
Oddly enough in the previous thread I originally typed Tard of Ale rather than yard. - I think my accidental posts are better than my proper ones.
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:48, Reply)

We appreciate your earthy humour.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

You're too kind.

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I thought that was where you were spending your weeks?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Blandford
in Dorset. Not been this week because of the snow though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Ah, I got one letter right!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

close enough for jazz

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

With you being agnostic AND anti-Christmas, I see no reason why you should finish at all.

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Shut it, haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:24, Reply)

It seems a bit odd to make you go in at all when finishing so early.

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

It's because I'm using up leave
and had to come in to take a Construction Skills Certification Scheme test anyway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:23, Reply)

That makes sense then.
We need all of our cabling engineers to have CSCS cards. Oddly the only one who failed the test was our best and most experienced engineer. Which he did by thinking too hard and looking for complex answers.
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I had to rachet my brain back a few notches
there were a couple of tricky ones this morning though. The most difficult are ones where it's something like "something bad is happening, do you a)speak to the guy doing it b) speak to his supervisor c) speak to your supervisor or d) go on a murderous rampage"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

e) skin up and enjoy the carnage.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Surely it's put on safety goggles, check that hammer head is securely attached to shaft and THEN go on murderous rampage

(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

that's in a different section

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:34, Reply)

You gone yet?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:37, Reply)

naa, still filling in my remarkably complicated final week timesheet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

six, twenty three, Thursday, five pm, one hundred

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

You bastard
I'm sure it's well earnt, but still, I'm allowed to express my jealousy with mild swearing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:44, Reply)

yes, yes you are
also, last xmas present for mrs V just arrived!

everything is coming up Vipros!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:51, Reply)

thing one

Obvious strikethrough is obvious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Ah excellent! Glad they've all arrived
10.5 more hours of work for me to do, then I'm off for 10 days. I shall be spending these few remaining hours deciphering the retarded sprawlings that the finest examples of youth gang culture have shat onto each other's FB pages...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:54, Reply)

me too!
sounds like fun. I've got to get the bus into town and kill some time before my haircut. I imagine I will spend most of the time selling some Wii games, buying Donkey Kong country and playing expensive guitars
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Good plan there
Does the shop have a sign saying "No Stairway to Heaven"?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)

not as far as I know
I do a good rendition of it though, so probably would be allowed. The staff are very friendly as well, which is nice. Also, soundproofed rooms.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I have determined that I'm going to start drum lessons in the new year
So by about March I will either be better than Danny Carey or will have packed it all in because I still suck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I have said this for the past three years
I have yet to manage it.
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

You want to learn to play the drums?
But girls are only allowed to play bass guitar!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Drums are cool
bass guitar is not. The strings hurt my fingers. I have a normal guitar though (and a piano. and a saxophone)
(berk, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 10:45, Reply)