Didn't you flounce off about six months ago slinging threats around like some horrendous Fat Controller/White Knight genetic malformation?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I fucking love your beard.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

LIKE IT THEN! I do too.
Maybe this'll work:
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5560077&l=8a6cff92c6&id=649811593
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Duly done.
How are you doing? I just made over a kilo of gingerbread dough so I'm just nursing my abused hands before I start rolling it out and baking it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I was just out shopping and through the haze of latent rage at other shoppers and a slight self-satisfied glow of having bought some nice gifts
I treated myself to half a kilo of top-quality bacon from the butcher. I'm tempted to eat the whole lot with a selection of sauces before I go out tonight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I bought one gift in mid-November, another online, and the other back in Manc.
They're pretty nice, I'm just disappointed my dad's is fairly small. And a bit odd.

As for the bacon, do it. I'm starting to lose my taste for it, actually. Might go back to out-and-out veggi-ism.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I couldn't revert to vege, 28 years was more than enough thanks.
Now I've got to wrap twelve gifts while not polishing-off the last litre of cider in the fridge before going out tonight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

18 years of unbroken abstinence -shakes head-
It means I've lost out on my second biggest trump card in "I have never".

Good luck! I find gift-wrapping so difficult, especially with thin paper. Sister's has been triple-wrapped as the corners kept pokign through. Sip the cider as you go. It'll make the last presents you wrap entertaining shapes.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Sip instead of glug.
ROGER!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I really fucking fancy some sloe gin.
TEE TOTAL HOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I went walking with my folks a few weeks back and when we stopped for lunch I went investigating like I often do.
I found a few sloe bushes, went and got a container from my mum and picked fucking loads of them, like spent half an hour picking. They're steeping as we speak, should be ready in the middle of January, gonna dip them in chocolate and give them away as mad liquor sweets.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Nope, Don't think so.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Seven months then.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post729777
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Flounce?
That's hardly flouncing - and I reserve the right to be pissed off at twats who think it's funny to stalk friends of mine.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I don't think that's a flounce
and I should know.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Oh, ok.
Didn't you then claim you were leaving forever because someone had linked you to your account, or something? Then delete the post? I'm sure there's a reason I think you're a prick.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I'd quite like to know who would be pathetic enough to phone someone up at 1 in the morning because their b3tards account... which by the way, has the most minimal security I could possibly imagine.... got attacked.
Did they host bank statements on there or something?

Tell me though, what was her name? Did you get at least a bumhole picture out of it? A month's rent on the mortgage? I donno what I would prefer, I like both bumholes _and_ shelter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:47, Reply)