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(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
can you break resolutions you haven't made yet though? my january is looking pretty grim with what i have set myself...
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)
Mine are
1. more drugs
2. more drink
3. more lewd and lascivious behaviour
4. treat myself to more records and clothes
5. kill and eat more children
5. more bullying
6. more fucking swearing
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)
I'll try and find them from last year so I can laugh at how little I've accomplished.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)
Apart from one new addition:
To commit 'the sin of Onan' at the counter of a fast food retailer at least once a week.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)
called "tasty fish". if it still exists, you should totally do it there.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)
EDIT hang on, that would mean going to Stockport. If I just post them a sachet of spunk do you think that would count?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)
My parents are out. I'm ready and waiting.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)
If I cross the Watford Gap I will burn in the fires of eternal damnation.
Soz bbz
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
god you would hate stockport. especially "grand central" where "tasty fish" is located (not that grand, and not even in the centre).
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
1. Lose 2 dress sizes
2. Take my medication regularly
3. Stop being an idiot in social situations
4. Hopefully meet a nice boy
5. Be nicer to people I dislike.
I'd failed all by June of this year. To cap it off I achieved 4, several times, and then it's spent the rest of the year biting me in the ass. And not in the nice way, either.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)
CASE IN POINT, go forth and gorge. I expect you to be so hungover on Saturday that you can't move, let alone eat.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)
i bought some of donald trump's golden vodka in duty free, am looking forward to hooning that all night!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I have 2 and a half packs of amazing cigarettes. NOM FUCKING NOM.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:30, Reply)
simply HAS to be a euphemism for something stunningly wrong.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)
it's a massive golden bottle full of neat vodka. how can something so right be wrong?
(, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)
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