gonz, you are one of the better ones around here
but this has made me feel violently ill.

i am going to print it out and keep it in my wallet for my new years resolution to contract bulimia!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^this
Urgh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Don't knock it 'till you try it !
I've got to tidy and clean my room today, it's a right proper mess. I might load my clothes into a bin-bag and get the local laundertte clean/dry/iron/whatever the whole lot, socks'n'pants too, just everything. I don't really care how much it costs, within reason, I just can't face the amounting pile of it. Plus I don't have a dryer so it'll take me weeks.

I need a wife.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm thinking about getting a cleaner.
Does this make me bad? I live on my own btw.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I used to have one, it was alright, but she was a bit shit towards the end when she spent half the time sitting with me smoking and drinking tea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

no, absolutely not
my cleaner is the best money i spend every week. life is far too short to be cleaning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Yes, but you can afford one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

she's only about £40 a week, i think
but you can have them fortnightly or less. the company's called "anyclean" and they cover all of london, check it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Do they cover any specialist interests

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

i don't know, i've never asked
i don't think my interests are that specialist, to be honest.

i can ask though. what did you have in mind?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I was gonna post something sweaty palmed but now I can't be fucked
I used to have a cleaner but can't really justify it what with being a domestic goddess I can do it in a couple of hours every week.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

i would quite like to see your efforts at being sweaty palmed
as your palms are usually fairly dry. go on, give it a shot. i won't judge you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

They're dry because they're so fucking hairy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

:((
MUM, THE INTERNETS PICKING ON ME AGAIN!!11!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

It's more of a craigslist arena but I believe the more desperate gentleman can order naked cleaners
that kinda thing. It starts getting more specialist with amputees and facial disfigurements, but we'll leave it there.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

hang on
there are seriously people out there who would get off on watching a hideously pockmarked and disfigured woman with a stump clean their house, and PAY for the pleasure?

clearly having all 4 limbs and paying my own way on dates is where i have been going wrong all this time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Stop it swipe, you're making me hot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, if only you had Thalidomide limbs, it would be an interesting point of discussion on the first date
You know stuff like how the fuck do you give hand jobs with those, or were you called T-Rex at school. lololol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I was earning £5/hour and paying £8/hour to a cleaner at one point =S

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Hahah that shows dedication to your laziness.
I heartily approve.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)