my friend bought me one of these for my birthday
i kept the bottle along with my absolut vodka disco glitterball bottle.

i am in a massive massive strop this evening. i am going to put some music on very loudly and go for a very fast drive until i feel much better.

have a lovely evening all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hope you feel better soon :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

since we're talking random shit here
I totally got poked on facebook by someone I don't even know.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?
Is he saying he wants to "poke poke" me?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

oh god yes he totally wants to get amongst your pixels
i get random sleazepokes/emails on fb all the time, usually from guys who don't speak a word of english!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

only had that once
but this bloke is friends with another friend of mine

just really fucking random is all, it was all "thisperson poked you" and I was all well who the fuck is that then
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Just e-mail him and tell him if he pokes you again, you'll kick his bollocks off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)

I got an email from an 18 year old as well.
I could buy him booze.
I am so in there.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Unless he is English
In which case, he has probably been drinking in pubs and bars on a regular basis since he was 15.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

well, he's not, he's from 2 states away and I shan't be replyin' no mo

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

good tactic!
18.... that's trouble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Why, what's up?

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)

tbh it's mostly post-holiday blues i think
come back to a LOT of work shit, and i am going to be skint for the next couple of months due to issues with service charge, and i'm a bit pissed off with men and my major drinking buddy has just announced she is pregnant which is amazing for her but ruins a lot of my fun and what kind of a total bitch thinks like THAT?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Skint for a couple of months?
You don't mean you might have to drink non-vintage champagne do you?

Eek! It's worse than I thought.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Human nature innit
*shrugs* I'm sure you're happy for her really, and if you're not, well hey, nobody's judging - just don't tell her! I'm sure there are lots of people who'd happily go for drinks with you.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:00, Reply)

you're right, i am
i would just be happier if she had waited a couple more years so that we could carry on clubbing and misbehaving in general....... god i am pure evil!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Give it 12 to 18 months
and she will probably be begging you to go out drinking, anything to get away from the kid and OH for the evening.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:07, Reply)

true
also she must be barking mad. 1 week with 3 kids in jamaica and i am about ready to rip out my own ovaries with a fork, seriously!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:10, Reply)

You don't need to tell me
I babysit 2-3 times a week. I love them dearly and they're very cute but one of my own? No fucking thank you very much.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:11, Reply)

you can't do ANYTHING
parents are mental!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Yup
seems a fairly shit deal to me. No doubt I'll change my mind when I hit 30.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Then you'll want all the kids
Until they're just falling out of you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

I doubt that very much
I may decide I want kids but pregnancy gives me the fear. Actual, genuine, phobic fear.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)

A 'friend' of mine had a kid a few months ago
As soon as her due date came, she was complaining that the baby wasn't born yet. Apparently she wouldn't accept that it was just an estimate.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

*belms*

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

She just seemed to get a bit angry when I said that
Can't see why.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)

My sister has 3 of 'em it's fucking nightmare.
I'm pleased I never had any when it was being 'encouraged' of me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:25, Reply)

My mum said to me the other day
after visiting her youngest grandchild 'Oooh, so it's just you we're waiting for now'. Yeah. Like I haven't got a hundred fucking better things to do than get sprogged up. I'm 25 ffs, she seems to think I ought to drop all my plans for a career and self betterment just to pop some screeching ball of skin out my fanny.
FUCK OFF.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I used to have the same at family events
I'd be there, with the ex, and someone elderly relative would say, 'Oooh, you'll be next' when I'm surrounded by kids.

They soon shut the fuck up when you start saying 'Oooh, you'll be next' when you go to your great aunts funeral and the roles are reversed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:34, Reply)

Hahaha!

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Is it any wonder I struggle to form adult relationships with people?
The child in me is too great.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:39, Reply)

So don't form an adult relationship!
Get together with someone who's just as childish and have the time of your lives behaving like a couple of dickheads :P
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

I want more from life than being an extra in
'Dude! Where's my car?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

That's not what I was suggesting, misery guts

(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:49, Reply)

What WERE you suggesting then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Finding someone with a similar outlook
and who laughs at your dreadful puns is not at all the same as behaving like a cretin from a stoner movie and you know it.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)

The puns are a curse.
And not something I'm proud of.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Pfft!
I bet you are really.
(berk, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

I'm not.
It's like an illness.

(See you on the left of the page?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)