As a man I am too busy being awesome to consider such a question
Shall we go and meet some women that we fancy, but not that much, and lie to them?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Usual male attack pattern.
Complement them on some random part of themselves that we reckon they might be a bit insecure about, act all beta male-ish and sensitive, lure them into bed before wiping our dicks on the curtains and never talking to them again?

It's what ALL men do.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

holy shit
that's it ladies, the only decent man on the planet has just revealed himself to be THE SAME AS ALL THE REST .

it's time to turn gay.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Tried it. Found it wanting.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

This.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

so the answer is........
celibacy?

that's not a good answer to anything. although, query whether shit sex is better than no sex, at least if you've had no sex, you can walk around and cross your legs without wincing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, Reply)

WANKING.
Ideally on webcam.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oh, tits.
Pass me the needle and thread, I'm going to sew up my Sarlaac pit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Petal, if you keep calling it that it's no wonder you're striking out.
No-one wants their lightsaber slowly digested over a thousand years.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:11, Reply)

If Mandalorian battle armour can't resist it
a simple helmet has no chance.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Both these made me laugh a little more than it should have
Congrats, boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Aint I a stinker, DING DONG!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)