This applies to everyone
Leave the house, stop posting whiny needy dull stuff online, stop eating so much, join a gym, don't lick any of the seating area, stop staring at the frightened looking woman at the bus stop, the list goes on...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think there should be a
you can only moan about a certain subject 3 times a month rule.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

^This too
The shoehorning that goes on to bring the same crap up again can be breathtaking
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

"I'm eating a ham sandwich, which is the last thing my ex made for me before she BECAME A BITCH AND RIPPPEDXC MF YUCKING HART OUT!"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

God, Chompy
you're so insensitive. Why is it all men are like this? Why won't they settle down with me and respect me and nurture my crazy woman-logic? I'm so alone and it's because men suck.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:56, Reply)

That's exactly the sort of thing I have to up with at work,
which I hate because I'm bored and my boss doesn't appreciate me and I don't get paid enough and I'm too good for these cunts and WAAHAAHAHAHAHAHH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

GUILTY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

WHY IS LIFE SO MEEN
boo-hoos NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME I'M ON MY OWN IN THIS WORLD ONLY THE INTERNET UNDERSTANDS ME
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I'm so lonely

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Chins up, there's someone waiting to love you out there
/untrue
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

It's what's on the inside that counts

( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Size doesn't matter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

9/10
I do hope you bag an insecure b3tan having put all this effort in.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

the term "bag" has never been more appropriate.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

The hunt for Dicke Frau
The hardest hunt of all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Then I can chew her up and spit her out
because I'm a MAN.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

*Makes notes*
so that's don't lick the seating...this is all good stuff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

This also applies to womens toilets

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I think that's where I was going wrong
but I do so like the taste of chaise longue
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:54, Reply)

do you
*puts on sunglasses*
longue for it?

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

none of you have a sense of humour.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I actually did chuckle
but that's more because I love Horatio Caine and less because it was you who wrote it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I quite like it when you see a girl get off a bycical seat at the gym and if you sniff and lick it, it's nice and salty.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)