i've had loads of great NYE's
mostly just huge gangs of us getting trolleyed in manchester, although i spent the millennium in trafalgar square, which was fun. my friend and i had a snogging contest one year, which i won by snogging a shameful amount of people, and there was something to do with pinning a stolen afro wig to our crotches and pulling the guy's hand down there to see his face... you had to be drunk to see the humour, really...

since my mum died, my brothers and i have stayed with my dad so he's not by himself (although blatantly he gets more party offers than we do), and have gradually picked up more waifs and strays, so this year there's about 30 of us for curry and booze and the rest (once the under 6's and over 60's have disappeared for the night!).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I snogged a 50+ woman on NYE once
True story.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I snogged a 32 year old lesbian once
But it wasn't on new years.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)

see the eerie silence in here
as every male on the board drops his keyboard and rushes to the gents.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Have they all started to throw up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

And shit themselves
there's a lot of Norovirus going around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I was revising that just the other day

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

i had that when i was in antigua for christmas a couple of years ago
it only made me vomit, but it made me vomit nonstop for about 4 days, it was awful. there was a lizard in my bathroom one day and he got drenched in it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I know I shouldn't laugh at that,
But the lizard bit is brilliant. Sorry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

poor little lizard, although that'll teach him to perve at people in the bathroom
the absolute low point was vomming sooo violently that it made me pee myself - cleaning up the bathroom after that was literally the lowest point of my life!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Oh swipe,
There are some things you should never share, even on the internet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

you're right
oh well, it's done now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

If it was a chameleon, would it have been stumped by the array of colours
In your technicolour yawn?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

She's on the uni rugby team.
Lets see them try and fap to that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Was she a hooker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Haha, no idea.
But I've pulled four of the womens rugby team now, so chances are one of them might be.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Good try.
Have they converted you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:16, Reply)

To rugby?
Nah.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Did any of them maul you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

No, but two of them were almost fighting over me.
A guy who has tried valiantly to get into my pants several times was watching, I think he may have jizzed. At least we went to the bathroom pretty soon after.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

So a ruck then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I know I was pissing in the wind the moment you replied 'To rugby?'
After the 'try' and 'conversion' post.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I got hooker and maul
But you lost me on ruck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

HAHAHAHA :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, Reply)

what, this lot?
are you kidding?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I've dated a couple of female rugby players
Backs are pretty safe, they are normally small and agile. It's the huge forwards that put you off a bit :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Err excuse me
I played front row for years.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I said HUGE forwards
you're tiny
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

well I am now
But I used to be the proper shape for a forward.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hey, I'm a forward now!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yeah, but you're like huge in other ways, maxi

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Damn straight, I'm tall and have enormous feet

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Nah, the occasional snog's two a penny
it's making it stick, that counts.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)