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Right I'm going to a New years party tomorrow and it's sort of a cocktail murder mystery party.
I need to bring some booze to drink, but I can't think of anything. What should I bring to make a cocktail that is drinkable for most the evening and will get me drunk but not pukey drunk?
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Um bongo and lemonade for you fag boy(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:06,
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Do they still drink it in the Congo?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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Oh yes. It is beautiful though.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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I don't know what they are.Randy Poledancer
2 shots Disaranno
2 shots cherry sours
1/2 shots vodka (to taste)
1.5 shots lemon juice.
Top up with ice.
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Picture messages I was making a joke about sending you/kitty pictures of my cockI'm very witty.
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Amaretto is probably a good bet actuallyIf you can stand the sweetness all night.
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I can't really, I'm not much of a fan of the almonds.I might go for a rum based drink like a cuba libre.
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I thought you'd been on a date already this week?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:19,
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don't count your chicksbefore something something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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A spiked drink, presumably(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:25,
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it's a cocktailthey are rarely filled with manliness
unless you wank into them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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THE STEVE IS MANLY(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28,
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1 shot of triple sec
1 shot of southern comfort
1 shot of white rum
2 shots of grenadine
Top off with sprite
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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How old are you?Surely you've enough life experience to know what you can drink all night and will get you drunk?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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I don't like cocktails usually.Whiskey and coke is boring, I was hoping for some exciting suggestions.
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haven't you worked out the pattern yet?bbc news link story x 3 or 4 followed by 'yes I do have a life (cover for rape) story'
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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News link just for youwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12044924
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christ, people are dicks aren't they!!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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don't worryI am just fascinated by the mystery that is chompy!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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Absinthe(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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Just put any old crap in a bottlestew for a while, add more vodka and call it grog
guaranteed to not make you puke
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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Milky ones are nicebut difficult to drink all evening
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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Make your own special ciderUsing Vodka and Appletiser.
(It may taste shit, it did the last time I had it, but we were out of cider and desperate times call for desperate measures).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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You should make "The Steve"(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:13,
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Youdunnit. In the cloakroom. With the rohypnol.I wouldn't bother with the cocktail thing.Too many things to carry and pour.
Take some cider. And a pizza.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:13,
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I'm playing a bouncer with a secret.I can't say much about it because some of my friends lurk here occasionally.
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A bouncer with a secret...You've never REALLY done time for GBH?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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Is the secret, 'You never really liked Mrs Mangle'Or is the secret 'I dunnit'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:15,
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I think the murder happens half way throughso no one knows who the murderer is yet... Not sure though.
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usually you get a bit of info about yourselfas you go along. Sometimes it's "BTW you are TOTALLY the murderer, lol"
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:18,
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Yeah I've got a packof props and casino chips and a character sheet saying "you're in love with x" "you hate y" "you don't trust z" etc
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Are all three "Applebite"?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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we did a really complex one oncein which we had one off special abilities, so for example my character after talking to someone for one minute could use a 'moment of passion' skill and find out a secret.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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Yep I;ve got those as wellI have an "intimidate" special move thing and some others, seems like fun.
ITS NOT LARPING
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noit's more like table top
HA!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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^ This.I can teach you some Bristolian if you want to get into character properly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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Marks'n'Sparks do these amazing cava-cocktails, they're so lush, I don't really drink but can drink these like they're ribeena.They got loads of flavours, but my fave ones are the Mojito, Peach and Berry ones.
I'm gonna pick some up today to take to a friend's yard I'm crotching at tomo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:27,
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Gonz send me that stuff, the anticipation is killing me(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:32,
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Oh man, I didn't think you didn't get it.*Gaz* =D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:44,
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this would be the party where you play a stalker right?some tough acting ahead of you there.
I vote for Woo Woo, you can make it as strong as you like and all that cranberry juice helps prevent cystitis.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28,
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You're a necrophiliac?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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No you don'tyou'd be all sad and stuff. I made soup! From scratch! Aren't you proud of me?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:32,
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Furious Jenkins.Pint glass, Pimms to taste, top off with Relentless. I suppose as a nod to the season you could use Winter Pimms and then microwave it a bit.
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One day you'll realise what you've let slip through your fingersthen you'll be sorry, oh so very sorry.
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That coincides with the date of my wedding to some super hot chick.(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)
it's a technical onebut it works
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:03,
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I'll crash itAnd be the life of the party and snog all the bridesmaids
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not really a bit plain.If you were any good at stalking you could find out for yourself.
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Oh right yeah, she's gay.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:08,
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That and "P!NK" and "Ellen Degeneres" as likes.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:12,
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Does your sister look like you?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:05,
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Yay my stiffy's back!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:06,
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and so he should!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:21,
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I am a gentleman after all.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:29,
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I like a guy with a beard, gives me something to hold on to. WOOF!Oh, you can't grow one Chompy? I'd best have a go on your missus then.
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I have no idea if it's any different, but I saw a bottle in Sainsbury's yesterday.(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
containsfather christmas spunk and snow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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Some gin or vodkathat is easily mixable for the base of cocktails. Either that or something more unusual like chocolate liqueur
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:50,
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Ha, here's me thinking I've not seen you post today and there you are.Actually you've reminded me of some godawful nutty Bailey's shots my mate made me drink a couple of weeks ago. Bailey's is wrong.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:55,
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even with creme de menthe?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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ARGH MY FACE(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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don't worryI can drink it for you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:02,
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Sure, why not.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:05,
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The thing with that film is....Nicolas Cage was the good guy, and John Travolta was the bad guy. They then swapped faces so the guy who looked like Nicolas Cage was the bad guy and the guy who looked like John Travolta was the good guy. instead of having surgery or proshpetics to look like eachother, they could have swapped roles and pretended to be each other.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:18,
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It's the mention of alcohol that drew me out :)(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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I might go bottle of vodka bottle of rumthen assume there'll be enough mixers.
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take cream with youpeople always forget it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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or a real umbrellaand a catherine wheel on the side
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:01,
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*nods thoughtfully*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:04,
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Take rumand a bag of limes and make Cuba Libres. There'll probably be enough Coca-Cola there to use as a mixer if you run out.
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HOLY FUCKMy direct debit for my gas/electricty is going from £170/month to £55/month. HOLY FUCK.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:05,
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cocktails are on you, then gonz(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:06,
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=DAlthough worringly, that doens't include gas, and my gas isn't with the people who I thought I was with, someone has changed it without me knowing... donno how/why, but I'm on the phone now to see the details, but even though, gas can't be that much.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:10,
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Gin and tonic.Or, given that it's basically red wine 'fortified' with brandy, you might be able to get away with port.
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