What about shameless pandering,
that usually works doesn't it?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well HELLOOOOOOOO gorgeous.
You're looking fabulous today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

There you go!
Alright dooood?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Yeah man, tip top and ready to pop etc etc.
Alright?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Jolly good, jolly good!
Yup I'm good thanks, its a quiet day at work so I'm back for a bit! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Alright Flim?
Where've you been hiding?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah good thanks, how are you?
I've been working HARD for a change, got me a bonus so it's been worth it... just missing out on all the B3ta fun time!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Woo hoo for the money!
Boo for the lack of b3taing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Yup yup!
Its a complicated situation!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Aw man I'm just sitting down for a gander while the kitchen floor dries
AND WHO SHOULD TURN UP, BUT FLIM-FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Hey crazy lady!
How are you doing? I have your giraffe and he is nestled quite merrily on my coffee table between two sexeh camels... he looks happy! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Oh god what did you call him again?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

He currently has... no name
I need to speak to DiT and come up with something suitable! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

He likes something 'WonderGiraffe' or something
but I've forgotten it.

And I'm supa dupa fly thanks. Will continue cleaning at 2pm sharp.
How goes? What you doing tonight?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Ah I see, WONDERGIRAFFE!!
Haha 2pm sharp... I shall start working again at the same time! :)

Tonight shall involve, food at an odd restaurant with belly dancers and then possibly a club with cheese vs indie music strangeness!?

What about you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)

A few things
Seeing family. Leaving.
Going to my pub for their party. Leaving.
Going home for our first New Year together, with pink fizz and booze and mucho snackage and maybe some Auld Lang Syne shit with the neighbours.

Your night sounds good, as long as the belly dancers aren't on ecstacy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Nooooo, don't start cleaning yet, stay and chat to me as I'm back from evil shopping trip in the town that courtesy forgot

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Oh... go on then
How are you gorgeous?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

YAY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTA
I'm good thanks M'lady, how goes it?
I managed to not garotte a cunt in M&S today who was blocking the aisle with two trolleys and swiped the last pork belly before she was able to grab it :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Victory to the meat-winner!
I'm good, but have got to get on with the cleaning of this flat instead of listening to Kraftwerk and having my motivation sapped. djtp smacked my head into the stairs yesterday and I have a big lump.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Isn't that twice he's done that now? Want me to twat him for you? You're more ladylike than I am afterall!
Go get cleaning lady, I'm going to potter about for a bit and possibly do some cleaning myself, but it's likely I'll just have a nap and start on the fizz
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Well the first time, he kneed me in the nose
This time he was fireman's lifting me up the stairs and CRACKED my head.
I can't twat him because he does a Paddington stare, but I know you would be impervious to such tactics, so yes, poke him up a bit more next time you see him.
No fizz until the Hoovering is done!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Poke him up eh? I'm sure I can do better than that. Give me a heads up when the wedding's taking place and I'll make sure I don't get his face to ruin the photos ,)
He cheats because he tickles, so I'll wear several layers and poke him with a big long stick.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'll glue mittens onto him in his sleep
so that he can't do that annoying tickling of you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Tar and feather him while you're at it. Trick is to pour the tar when it's almost ready to set. It wont be as hot then, so less chance of waking him up
Or I guess you could just set Tigger on him :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Tigger nibbled on him yesterday
So it begins...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Cover him in catfood when he sleeps and just let nature take its course
Right I'm sodding off for a bit. Have an awesome new years ladyface and I look forward to seeing you soon x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm off to clean
Have a cracking new year.
See you Jan/Feb x
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I'm off for a beer with a mate but have a wicked night you lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)

You too bobbz
Try not to meet any more killers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Right back atcha.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

happy new year to you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)