I'm at work.
I just found out that a U2 tribute band have been booked for next week. This is truly bad as it means that I will have to be run over by a bus and be unable to work.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:44, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahahahaha gutted

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Gutted doesn't even begin to describe
The heady mix of misery and white hot rage I'm feeling. I'm going to hide all the gig listings and force a junior barmaid to switch shifts with me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Well, if they're doing a 'tribute' to U2
Perhaps you should have a chat with them before they go on and do a 'tribute' to Alan Partridge. ("...and you just think 'Sunday! Bloody Sunday!'") See if that takes the wind out of their sails.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

If it's a tribute act
does that mean I can call kill Bono and his goblins and get away with it?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I think it's still
illegal to kill non famous people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

What is it about you and buses?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Standard get out of work plan.
Looks accidental and everyone feels sorry for you. I am working on the assumption that I'm hard enough to survive being hit by a bus.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Yeah right, as if Heaton has buses.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)