Don't holiday by yourself
pay for me and the missus to come with you, we're great company and we promise not to just ignore you once we get to Barbados.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i have told you repeatedly, al
i don't do odd numbers, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

numbers +ities
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I'll come too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

this could work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

but if I go as well
that's another odd number
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Perfect, you, Vippers, swipey, Vippers' missus, me and mrs al.
That's a great holiday party right there. I'll work out when I'm free this summer.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Hey I'm coming too
But that'll make it odd again... can I bring Idi Amin? No, wait, shit he's dead... can I bring Amberl? Damn, already on the list. I hate making snap decisions!
Ok, I'll bring Jesus Christ. It's ok, he won't need a plane ticket, as he's in all our hearts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'll do the same
this is going to work out very nicely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I'm packing my swimming costumes already.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

this does actually sound pretty damn cool
we could throw al in the pool and see if he floats
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

And if this diet goes to plan
I'd even think about a bikini
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

so would i
if the rest of you were wearing eyemasks and massive gloves
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Massive gloves?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oh did I forget to mention
the burkha that would be worn over my said bikini
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*Does my bomb look big in this?*
Predictable joke is predictable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

This is clearly the best solution
In fact, why don't you bring your missus and one of her friends, then we won't have any awkward silences when we're having dinner on the beach.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

What's odd about my number?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

you, me and your missus = 3!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

There would be 4 tits though.
So that is an even number.

Does that help at all?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Seven tits, can you not count?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

7?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

i shouldn't be laughing at this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

nu me
(TheColonel, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I'm quite gutted that I haven't been invited to this imaginary trip.
It's not that I would have gone on the imaginary trip, I have to many imaginary commitments, but it would have been nice to have been thought of at some point in the imaginaing of the imaginary trip.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Don't worry Gonz, neither have I
We'll go on our own holiday to a Jap restaurant or something with all the other internet people who aren't going on this imaginary internet holiday.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Can we go to one of those islands where you can just buy whatever you want from the phamacy? Or a place with a doctor who'll just write out 'scripts if you buy him a bottle of booze?
But one where it's safe to walk down the streets at night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

It's an imaginary island Gonz
we can have whatever we want. I'd like a Greek island, if that's ok? Although I think I can forgo all the stray cats.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Greek food can be so dull though, how about a Thai one that is the distance of a Greek one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Sure, but in that case
I'd rather keep the stray cats and lose the terrifyingly convincing lady boys.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

to be fair
the only person who was invited was me.

everyone else has invited themselves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

It's probably something to do with my creed, it's always my creed that is getting me uninvited to places.
Anyway, i'm off home, gotta get home in time for the +1 hollyoaks.

L8erz t4taz
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

You realise there is now a danger that you'll wander down with your towel to a beautiful beach in a virtually undiscovered corner of Barbados
And then be crushingly disappointed as hoves into view a peculiar and incongruous shamble of people sheltering from the sun they haven't been exposed to for years on end, discussing what they're having for lunch and occasionally extolling the virtues of breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Haha, we've ruined Al's imaginary holiday.
It's like your half sister ending up in your wank bank.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)