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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can say with some confidence
If I was going to spend £20.09 with Amazon, I wouldn't buy that.

It wouldn't even be in my top 3.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
if you can't crochet there would be little
needle point. It's knit for the faint hearted
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Have you dropped one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Not gonna spin you a yarn
I'm now an out cast
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)
Have you got the needle?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

needless to say I'm hooked
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
These puns are following a pattern.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
there's an impressive chain of them

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I was just trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
that was one of your
worsted
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)
This is the 10th pun in a 'row'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)
you've been
double plying your trade around here for sometime though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Some of your puns have been quite funny.
That makes you a knit wit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:43, Reply)
I see how you
slipstitched that one in there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)
I got my ex a scarf for Christmas one year.
Apparently that isn't what she meant when she asked for a string of pearls/purls.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)
did she just cast it off?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I'm in stiches here.
Knot.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
you've only kept up
by a mohair's width
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I feel a bit sheepish about keeping this going.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
it's proved a chunky theme

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
I got stopped by the police the other day.
I ignored them at first. They were shouting 'pullover!' Pullover!'

But I was wearing a cardigan.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I bet that left you
sweatering
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Why isn't knitting allowed on airplanes? They're afraid you'll knit an Afghan!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)
is this really worth the tassle?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Ewe might think so, I don't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I see the sheep angle has give this
a new fleece of life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Too far to the right of the page.
We'll call it a draw.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
wimp! :)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
You two were made for each other.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
How is your plumbing now Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Fandabbiedozy!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
FanDabbieDoubleDozey?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)
What caused the leak into the kitchen?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)
Pipe from the bath had the wrong seal and it was a crap job anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)
No other damage to the ceiling or anything?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Nope!
Caught it in time thankfully. Well as far as we know.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I'm glad, I felt so guilty about the bathwater coming through the ceiling.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
It wasn't your fault hon.
It was just bad timing that it was your bath water that made us aware of it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
aha I know but I just felt guilty anyway!
OH! and my box got home safe and sound. woooo.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Woooo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Matron!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
That's good.
Any other pipes badly fitted, or do you have to wait for the next cold snap to find out?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
sorry, don't want to stomp on your territory, Blousie

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
(That means I win the latest pundown if you're running scared).

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)
nonsense, see above, still going

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
You might as well have a go love.
I got nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
I don't know what it was Blousie.
Maybe the fact you looked like you'd throw up at any second?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I didn't think you'd be so fussy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Charming.
What were you expecting?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I dunno *shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Well, if you're gonna be like that.
Consider the good ship Jeff sailing off into the distace. AND I'll be taking my cuddles with me.

*Starts packing*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
There'll be another boat along in a minute.
Even around this deserted island.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I feel even more rejected now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
You get used to it.
I did.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
You've really got it about you this evening Blousie.
What was your new years resolution? 'To have a go at Jeff on a regular basis?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)
You're the one sailing off into the distance. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I'm only pretending to leave because you're being mean to me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Silly boy!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I've just sent you a gaz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)

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