Everything.
Knowing I'm going to have to leave my job soon, having no money, idiots, myself, crying like a girly spaz in public, the government, the weather, etc.


The past two hours have seen some really good things happening and I'm currently walking around work beaming like a loon. Sorry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:07, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No need to apologise, don't be daft.
Glad you've had a good 2 hours!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Evening bitch

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Cunt
I mean, good evening.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Are you enjoying your white russian?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Finished it about 10 mins ago.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:15, Reply)

That's what your mum said too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I am nothing if not efficient.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

That's what I said to her in response

It's almost like you were there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Who do you think you highfived?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I just assumed it was her dog
since it was licking my balls
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Our dog was put down 2 years ago.
The cats might have been though, I was too far away, trying to get your frame, well, in frame.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

You need a fish eye lense
or a wide angle lense at a distance of around 300 feet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I know, I'll have them ready for next time
I tried to get the important bits in shot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Why did you cry like a girly spaz?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Because she is a girly spaz is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I reckon AA said he wouldn't be slipping her the bone any more

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Enough to put a smile on even the most wizened countenance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I think someone desperate enough to sleep with AA
is enough of a girly spaz to get upset when he decides to stay at home and furiously masturbate instead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Careful Al, you'll have accusations of victimisation flung at you if you don't lay off AA.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I can't believe anybody would think me capable of victimising people

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I know the feeling.
I am in all respects a thoroughly pleasant young man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Me too
though I think I may be past the point of being able to refer to myself as a young man.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)

In all seriousness Al, I do find it astounding that some people can make enough of a judgement of my personality to want to 'give me a smack' purely from my presence on B3ta.
We all create characters and live them out on here, nobody is precisely the same as they are in real life as they are on these boards.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Who said they wanted to give you a smack?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)

It was that disasterprone thing when I called an SH story shit and he Internet Hardmanned me.
That guy should go back to doing smack, it might calm him down a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That's nothing
I got massive abuse just for reposting an old story of mine without even mentioning Spanky.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

HOW COULD YOU?
Did you neglect to warn people of the recycling by using that cheeky Spoonerism 'pearoast'?

You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Because I was talking to someone about how I'm going to have to leave my job soon
And then it kind of hit home that I'm actually going to have to go. I really, really don't want to leave. Hence girly spaz crying. I can't even remember the last time I cried.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Beaming like a loon?
Good tidings I hope.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Yeah
I wrote an article this afternoon and when I got to work I noticed that my favourite blogger had linked to it on Twitter, telling people to read it. It's only the second one I've written too :)

Plus, got confirmation that my Mum's ordered my christmas present now, so I'll have that soon.

Yay today!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Excellent news.
Could I get a link to the article?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Gazzed

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Thats fairly comprehensive
I'm pissed off a bit that everyone is upset that Clarkson favourite Gerry Rafferty died yesterday.

Mick Karn - one of the best bassists of our lifetime - also died yesterday and he's been badly overlooked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

When J G Ballard died I was tremendously upset.
When John Berger goes I'll be inconsolable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

But think of the Aussies TD
Those floods haven't been caused by rainfall, it is the tears of a million cricket fans.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I would be more compassionate
but Rockhampton is a shithole
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I love the fact
That the main spokesman for Rockhampton seems to be a pissed up shirtless geezer smoking a spliff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Weeping venomous snakes and alligators
So they are.

This isn't in the bag yet. If Strauss capes it at 500 tonight, then unleashes Big Tim, that's the job done.

I rate Strauss - I think he's our best tactical captain since Nasser - but I'm worried that he'll go for glory off this innings.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Weeping alligators?
I think you'll find the correct term is crocodile tears.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

By Jimmy Nail?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

She's lying

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Thanks for that Al.
That song will be in my head all night.

Ain't not doubt, it's plain to see...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

A St Bernard like you's no good for me

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

my dad had some crocodile meat
and decided to make a recipe using choux pastry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Did he make it snappy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I do hope so
otherwise he was missing the opportunity for a HILARIOUS joke.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

my dad is rarely one to miss a pun

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)