Get 'em to pay upfront in future.
If they no-show, you still get dough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I started that today, telling them they had to pay for 4 weeks in advance or pay £10 for each session
but they just didn't turn up. A couple emailed me saying they would come next week and pay for 4 weeks but it doesn't work like that. Two of them said they'll try and come next month and one said she can't afford it anymore, so I'm going to only just be breaking even until I can find some more students.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You're too far away, otherwise I'd come
I'm not interested in learning the sexy shit, I just want to ultimately be able to hand sideways off a pole by my hands, body fully horizontal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Because that's seriously awesome!
I'd love to have the upper body strength to be able to effortlessly do that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)

I'd imagine it would become tiresome after a while.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

You imagine everything would become tiresome after a while

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I imagine we'll become tiresome after a while too : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

You and berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yes!
You'll tire of us and go and play with someone else.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Not as long as you both report tales of personal disaster I won't.
I'll be here!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I can't decide if this is you being nice and helpful
or if it's you windowshopping for misery.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Take
a little from column A and a little from column B and add a healthy dose of column C and you're pretty much there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You've got such a low opinon of me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)

This is how I think of you.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I actually wish I could do that
He makes it look so effortless.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I wish you could do that.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I bet you do
You'd be front row to catch my hat.
I also love the music in that clip.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I would drool into said hat.
I intend to see this man perform one day.
With his pole.
Oh yes.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I'm in awe of his skillz
But I'd rather see a hot female awesome pole dancer live.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Boooooring.
I am going to gaz you about SOMETHING.
( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

OMG!
I think I just dribbled a bit.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

from both ends

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Yup!

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Ahh, the old Iron X eh?
Try the starfish while you're at it
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Whatever's most ninja
I'm starting rock climbing on Saturday, hopefully that'll help me build some strength.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Starfish
www.triagedesign.co.uk/wikipole/index.php5?title=Image:Starfish.jpg

There are more ninja ones than this, but the male body is not designed to bend that way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Yeah! That looks suitably badass
I'll learn that and the Iron X wotsit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I've never had any trouble making them bend any which way I want them.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Pfft.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Ok! you got me.
Usually they just lie there till I've finished.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Fucking hell
that girl is hardcore.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)

i wanna be able to do this - that is super cool

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)

If it wsn't fucking miles away
I would totally go. Not that you'd want my body flobbering around in outfits like Applebite wears. I'm applying for a PhD in Manchester though, and if I get it I will definitely sign up for a few months until I've established I'm shit at it, anyway
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I was shit when I first started you know.
Anything is possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I had a look at the latest ones you posted
I'm pretty sure my body won't do some of that stuff, and I know for certain that it will look a shitsight less good in a croptop and shorts.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Haha!
Me and you should go belly dancing. Drives the men wild I hear.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Haha, wiggling my belly would only make them seasick!

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

*There there*
*Whistles a sea shanty*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

All it takes is a little practice,
For anyone.
And when you look at those don't forget I've been at it 18 months and have a background in gymnastics.

And I chose to dress like that cos I'm an exhibitionist. It's just as easily done in proper shorts and t-shirt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

exhibitionist tart.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

damn, no excuse now
*throws away hot pants and spangly boob tube*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Nooooooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

it's for the best
I'm too buff hairy to display to the world anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)

It'd be like watching a monkey in magic pants dance for cash.

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Lol!

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)

a gorilla or a bear perhaps
monkeys have more than a small measure of agility
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Well you surf
so you can't be such a thunderous frankenwhatsit or you'd fall off all the time.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)

there is that
but believe me, it doesn't translate to being able to dance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)