Nommy AND low in calories?
Witchcraft.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Apples

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I had a lovely apple just now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Stop spreading these terrible rumours about me.
I've never met you, damnit!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Stop pissing on my punchlines you utter cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I think you'll find I got here first.
So stop pissing on mine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I thought it first, it's just b3ta is running slow.
This is definatly a victory for me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Nope.
I thought it first, mine took longer to type and I STILL got in before you.
Just accept your crushing defeat and move on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Mine was funnier at least.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
I WON
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

alright, it was a furious wank while looking at your facebook pics
happy now?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Much better.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

on a serious note
I am impressed with your poleskillz. I have a query though, are the moves static, and if so how long would you tend to hold them for?

or is the aim to move fluidly from one to another?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Thanks
The ones in the pictures are static, yes. Hold them for a couple of second each, and then transition into the next one, usually without coming down. I don't really have enough room for transitions in my room though, so when I practice here, it tends to be: 'one move, come down, start again' rather than 'position - transition - position - transition' etc.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

it did look like quite a small room
you should get some charity shop crockery and put it around the place, then video a comedy pole routine where you kick it all to pieces.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You've got some fucking niche fetishes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

there's no h

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

fetises?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Her relationship didn't last very long!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

No "r" word please.
kthnxbai
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Well, 300-500 cals per serving
butternut squash and "chicken" curry, baba ganoush, the ingredients for homemade bean burgers, etc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I've got a good recipe for chickpea curry somewhere
that doesn't have meat in so it's probably good for you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Ooh, yes, I was meant to make chickpea and spinach pilaf last night
Instead I fell up the stairs.

Gaz it to me if you find it, I'm most likely off the meat at the mo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You sound like my mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Why, is she a lesbian?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

truthlols

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

That explains it then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

My mother is a lezzer, my sister is in the fucking Old Bill
and my father used to be a chaplain.

*shakes head in disbelief*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Your family ticks nearly every fucking diversity box then?
Well, aside from the foreign ones.

My dad used to be a Reverend. Thus, my McDonalds friends found it hilarious to sing 'Son Of A Preacher Man' at me when I was dealing with angry customers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I, too, have had that song sung to me
by a million-and-one 'comedy geniuses' all of whom where completely convinced they were the first person so to do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'll have a look tonight
or go to the pub to meet a girl, either/or
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

good for you not actually food.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

500 calories per serving is not low!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

why, how many meals a day do you eat?
3 meals, 500 calories per serving, is 1500 calories. that's low in anybody's book. Even the laziest arse gets through about 2000 a day just existing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I eat five meals a day at around 250 each.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

It's not bad... I think I was eating around 800 cals per serving without realising.
Got to ease myself in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Baba ganoush is fucking gorgeous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Ordered a pot of tahini, excellent times
You alright, honey?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I hope you die
then you know, problems solved!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Then again, this is Veggie nommies, so it'll be average at best.
EDIT: Aside from Marmite, that shit is magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)