very very good point
he's a bloke. he probably read it as "will sleep with me, wahey."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

of course he will.
how are you today my dear?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

bit of pain, all self-inflicted
and i look like i have the beginnings of a magenta cock on my forehead. thank god for fringes, eh? totally my own fault, i have been to the gym every single day (bar new years day when the selfish fuckers were closed) since mid-December, but for some reason decided i could cope with going last night AND first thing this morning, AND i was stupid enough not to eat dinner or breakfast.

pounding away on cross-trainer, either my right knee or my right quad said "you must be joking mate" and gave way, and i pitched headfirst into the handlebars. now i have a lovely circular purple bruise... sexy, no??

how about you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

You really do worry me sometimes

(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

This.
Oh, very much this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

oh no, don't be worried, it was just because i forgot to take a cereal bar
which is essential for not feeling dizzy with pre-work exercising!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'd imagine so.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

*stifles laughter*
I'm pretty good thanks. Successfully fighting off the illness that everyone I know seems to have.

Fucking glad it's Friday. Hope the mrs gets better today though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

i am sympathetic to her
can't believe you laughed at me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I have been sympathetic and loving and helpful.
you must admit it is fairly amusing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

it's painful is what it is!
still, could have been my eye.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

No, but exercising like a fiend and not eating properly has...

(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Dead people never put on weight though!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

They do if you dump them in water

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You should start wearing a cycle helmet to the gym.
That'll show them just how serious you are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

not just to the gym

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Are you suggesting Swipe walks about like one of the Mekons from Dan Dare all the time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I'm going to go with "yes"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Haha
I have to admit, last time I went the gym I hadn't eaten all day, I'd barely been there 25 minutes and was feeling light headed, and really really sick.

Not a very good idea, I feel.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)