Well, I suppose...
still though, I am astonished at the level of fuckwittery you and your friends seem to attract.
*ponders own lovelife with particular reference to fuckwitted men. I'll shut up now..*
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not even going to mention your life before Christmas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Hence the shutting up
I am well aware of my ability to attract fuckwittery, albeit in substantially less interesting circumstances than swipey and her mates.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Well at least you attract something.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

The amount of stories you have, surely so do you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Trouble, mainly
and from the stories you tell, you get a lot more giggedy than I do, although that's possibly because you choose, erm, men who fuck you then fuck you over.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Like a younger Rswipe!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

gee
i can't hear this enough, thanks for reminding me how positively ancient i am
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Notice the 2 letters at the end -er
She needs only to be a day younger for that to apply to her!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck me, and fuck off, as one of them said
No, I really don't. I just have some great stories.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

i have a lot of girlfriends
but the stories come from the same few. there must be a reason for this, but we have spent many many nights trying to work out why we attract fuckwits, and have failed to find an answer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Because you're the sort of girl that headbutts gym equipment?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I think you've put your finger on it there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I am very incisive.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Or Swipes forehead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Why would I put my finger on her forehead?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Some sort of Jedi mind trick?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

PFFT

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Because you've all spent the night with your friends analysing why you attract fuckwits
Rather than going out and meeting 'normals'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

She prefers 'simples'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

bravo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)