i have a lot of girlfriends
but the stories come from the same few. there must be a reason for this, but we have spent many many nights trying to work out why we attract fuckwits, and have failed to find an answer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because you're the sort of girl that headbutts gym equipment?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I think you've put your finger on it there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I am very incisive.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Or Swipes forehead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Why would I put my finger on her forehead?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Some sort of Jedi mind trick?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

PFFT

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Because you've all spent the night with your friends analysing why you attract fuckwits
Rather than going out and meeting 'normals'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

She prefers 'simples'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

bravo

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)