I once pressed print instead of reply
on a rather flirty email. The problem is my default printer is the other side of the building and it was 14 pages long.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:13, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Disregard the reply below it.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1033210
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

lies on the internet

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

14 pages is not flirting
it is begging
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

.
begging threatening
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Nah, it was "I WANT YOUR COCK!" in 288pt Times New Roman.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

It was Comic Sans
For added creepiness.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

12 of them were about lunch.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

ah yes
love is telling each other what you had for lunch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

this.
were you expecting her to get turned on by it or mark it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

it was 14 pages of back and forth emails with ridiculously long footers
I didn't write a 14 page email to someone.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

long footers?
More than 12 inches?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

A baker's footer

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

'Dear fellow WoWer,
here is a list of all my made-up weaponry and equipment from the made-up fantasy world we inhabit. As a level 25 paladin I have a lot of stuff, so don't print this email as it's 14 pages of gibberish.

Yours,

Thringorr The Mighty'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I'd link a picture of her if I was as vain as you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

One thing I didn't understand about Monty's picture
is that my mrs would kill me if I took a photo of her after she'd just fallen over instead of helping her up.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

What she looks like online:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

monty that really is mean
i mean, it's GINGER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Dyed red is acceptable

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I once dated a ginger

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

The reality:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm going to gaz you because I'm quite smug actually.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

+ witty and charming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I wondered what Lisa Riley was doing these days
It seems I was right - eating
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

In this picture
she's just celebrating getting some MAJOR power crystals.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

MAJOR power crystals and large fries.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

She should have got a drink too
the MAJOR power crystals meal is a good deal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

with a light snack

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

...aaand that's put me right off my lunch.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I keep saying this,
but shoot me before I become that fat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It would be impossible to miss with a target that big.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Not many people have elephant guns these days.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

yeah, but that much fat works like a kevlar vest.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

It's be about 3 feet until you hit any interior organs.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)