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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey look everybody it's Friz

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
*looks*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)
*Amazes at the size of his moon face*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Hey look everybody it's Kitty

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4yXh3_cH6U
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)
She totally looks like that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Only fatter?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Nah man, taller, skinnier, less fur, arms instead of front legs, hands for paws, that kind of shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Sorry You're Not A Winner

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I hate that fucking song.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Hello shit head
I've barely spoken to you this year.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Because she's getting better at avoiding you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Obviously

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)
I emailed you this morning
I've been f5ing ever since
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Ooh, I haven't checked my emails yet!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I can't believe you've emailed chompy and not me
I think this may spell the end for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I don't have your real email address
...do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I think you may have even had my work one at some point
that is beside the point though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I thought I might have it but I just checked and definitely don't.
If you gaz it me I'll email you thrice daily.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)
She's lying
She'll email once or twice, then get distracted by shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
that bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Probably be better if you replied to my email
Instead of f5ing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I started replying this morning but then I had to do some work
so I'll finish replying after my soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)
*prods with a shitty stick*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
you mean your cock?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
If you'd just had a colonic, this would never have happpened!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)
that's what I keep telling her

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)
how crude

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Fur coat, no knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Does it look like a blacksmiths apron?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Like a torn moccasin

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)
*bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)
just stooping to your level darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)
while you're down there....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)
ha
i actually bothered to click "i like this". i NEVER do that. consider yourself honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I'm going to take that to mean that you want to give me head

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)
i thought that was a given?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)
it's nice to have confirmation

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
You stopped being emo yet?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Yeah
Have you stopped being a gargantuan twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

be hav
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I hate you all

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Be quiet San

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)
You've won a punch in the face!
A lampito will be dispatched to your location in 3 - 5 working days
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)
You'll be lucky
The post office seem to be taking their sweet time to deliver anything nowadays. Yesterday I got a Christmas card stamped 20th December.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I'd send via TNT probably
We have a business account with them
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)
Make sure you put airholes in her box
Err, I mean packaging.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Make sure they can carry heavy parcels.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

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