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Alright sisterfuckersThere's very little JMG discussion at the moment. Can we amend this please?
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You're like the Gavroche to his Enjolras(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:58,
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I'm eating a sandwichBecause I'm a woman on the internet and therfore fat and need to eat all the time
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:03,
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i don't even own a sisterboth my brothers have one though. what does that make me?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:05,
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the filling in an incest sandwich(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:08,
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He'll be back, and with ever greater beakering threads(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:11,
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Mortal Wombat online hardmanWatch out or he'll polish a wall with your face
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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Marty WildeThe tour's off!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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It's okthey're replacing him with a grotesque Frankensteinian creation made by sewing together bits of Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder.
It can't really sing but watching it's hilarious to watch.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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Mortal WombatHe likes posting child porn and is a solar powered spastic*.
*his doc hated him so much he sent him to the Med to stop him moaning about his terrible depression
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Hey look everybody it's Friz(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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*Amazes at the size of his moon face*(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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Hey look everybody it's Kitty(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:16,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4yXh3_cH6U
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:20,
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She totally looks like that too.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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Only fatter?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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Nah man, taller, skinnier, less fur, arms instead of front legs, hands for paws, that kind of shit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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Sorry You're Not A Winner(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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Because she's getting better at avoiding you(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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I emailed you this morningI've been f5ing ever since
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:32,
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I can't believe you've emailed chompy and not meI think this may spell the end for us.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:33,
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I don't have your real email address...do I?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I think you may have even had my work one at some pointthat is beside the point though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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I thought I might have it but I just checked and definitely don't.If you gaz it me I'll email you thrice daily.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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She's lyingShe'll email once or twice, then get distracted by shoes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:40,
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Probably be better if you replied to my emailInstead of f5ing.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:34,
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I started replying this morning but then I had to do some workso I'll finish replying after my soup.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:35,
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*prods with a shitty stick*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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If you'd just had a colonic, this would never have happpened!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:27,
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that's what I keep telling her(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:28,
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Does it look like a blacksmiths apron?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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while you're down there....(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:30,
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hai actually bothered to click "i like this". i NEVER do that. consider yourself honoured.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:36,
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I'm going to take that to mean that you want to give me head(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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it's nice to have confirmation(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:46,
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YeahHave you stopped being a gargantuan twat?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22,
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You've won a punch in the face!A lampito will be dispatched to your location in 3 - 5 working days
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:48,
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You'll be luckyThe post office seem to be taking their sweet time to deliver anything nowadays. Yesterday I got a Christmas card stamped 20th December.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:49,
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I'd send via TNT probablyWe have a business account with them
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:52,
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Make sure you put airholes in her boxErr, I mean packaging.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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Make sure they can carry heavy parcels.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:53,
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