Suggest me nibbles people.
I fully intend to cook loads of stuff for the freezer, spend hours and hours in bed cocking about, reading and sleeping and generally being lazy. Someone's cooking me dinner on Sunday near Dunstable of all places, and they've asked me to bring nibbles.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:20, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Belly pork with soy dipping sauce (the gloopy kind) and sweet chili dip
Tempura prawns also go well with the above dips.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

chocolate coated pretzels

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I got the white chocolate ones, bought two big packets from some american site, they're not as good as I remember =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Bag of unsalted cashews
heat some oil in a pan, put some chilli and garlic in there until almost burnt. Fry the cashews in small batches then throw some rock salt over it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I've been meaning to do this since last time you mentioned it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

OH MARION, THEY HAVE JUMBO CASHOOOOOS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

breadsticks and dip
then you can make innuendos about double dipping to her
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

"I dip it in there, take it out, put a little saliva on it and put it back in again."
That kind of thing yeah?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

this made me laugh more than it should have

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I'm genuinely shit at flirting.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)

DON'T YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Is that you, Chesney?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

This isn't a competition chompy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

But if it was, I'd totally win.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Oh man, I can't believe it, she's taking off her knickers..... wow, that's amazing what she's doing...."
*switches styles*
Wow, I never knew the belly button was an eroginous zone
*Switches to style facing the other direction*
Oh god, look at her shoes in the cupboard, they're in order of size and colour. Perfectly organised, I bet she has a spreedsheet and knows every detail about each shoe. Oh yeah' baby, normalize that database. I have to ask her what her opinion is on the new ribbon chrome for office 2010+.

Her: "Is something wrong honey? You seem distracted"

Oh god, she knows what I'm thinking.

Chompy: "Nah', this is great, this is the best time of my life. It's like my indexes have been newly optamised and I can create a pivot table with 10k rows in a minute flat"

Her: "What?"

Oh shit, oh shit, did I say that out loud?

Her: "10k? Pfff, 100k more like ,)"

*singing* And then she asks me, do I feel all right.... and I say darling, you look wonderful tonight.

monty comes out the cupboard: NO CLAPTON !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

*clicks hard*
9/10 more Monty in the closet.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How much of that morphine did you take today?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Sometimes I think I should try to describe this place to other people.
It's posts like this that make me think I shouldn't ... but in a good way.
*click*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I <3 u!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Fucking hell Gonz, you've surpassed yourself
I'm grinning ear to ear despite my mostly-lurker status. The evening has started officially.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Tell them to fuck off, you're the guest
and therefore they should provide the fucking nibbles. Call them a stingy fucking Shylock as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Nah she's a mate innit, we're all bringing something and she's providing the main or something.
I mean yeah, I'd rather be in charge of sitting around doing fuck all, stuffing my face and making polite conversation, but I'm being nice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)