fuck all
*sigh* in fact, it's worse than that because I have to put up with my cunt stepbrother who has invited himself to stay at mine. I was hoping the snow would stick so I could go sledging, but it's melting. Boo :(
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:59, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

at least you'll have something to put on /qotw!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

well, sort of
I don't know if I could make it funny though, it'd just be a massive rant about what a terrible penis he is.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Ah, but those are the best sorts of rants!
And it's usually good to try and get it out of your system. Is he really that annoying?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

yes, but I try and have a modicum of humour in my qotw posts
If I type out the rant that's brewing it'll just be terrifying bile and fury. I'll just try and keep a lid on it til he goes. I do hope he fucks off relatively early tomorrow though, or I might not be able to help myself. And yes, he really really is that annoying, most but not all of the time.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Oh dear. That doesn't sound so good.
My sympathies. Make him a cup of tea drugged with just enough of a dose that he'll be fast asleep within an hour and will wake up tomorrow morning, propped up against the door, fully kitted out in his hat and coat with his train ticket in one hand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

is has
Fuck off, berk
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I think I may have just done a little sick
Thanks for that.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Sorry, it was too great an opportunity to pass up

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Thank you for that helpful and incisive comment.

(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

he cares
really
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Well what do you expect me to say?
I can do fuck all about the snow, and I didn't invite your step-brother to come and visit you did I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

LEAVE IT JEFF SHE'S NOT WORTH IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

HOLD ME BACK!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's ok Monty he's on one of those retractable leads
*reels Jeff in*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Unless... ... ...
you're the step brother!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Oooh. I hadn't thought of that.
*Shouts*

Berk - are we related?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I doubt even you could be as annoying as he is.

(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Well that sounds like a challenge.
*Pinches you dead hard on the arm and runs away*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Oh come on.
Stop dealing in reality. What was needed there was the internet equivalent of lady-vomit-hair-holding. Sweet but ultimately futile.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Stepbrother?
Wait, are you a reverse Bert?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

the legal kind of bert

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

That was why I made my joke.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I would rather stick a jalapeno up my fanny and solder it shut with a red hot rusty poker
than ever to allow him near it.

So, no.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

So you're into your kinky stuff then?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Whilst I'm sure you would like the answer to be yes
I regret to say that no, I am in fact incredibly vanilla.
(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

No way, no way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

POTD
Ma-nan-ma-nan
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

What makes you think I'm into kinky stuff?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Your hoody makes me think you're a furry
Your sig doesn't refute this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not a furry

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

that's what furrys ALWAYS say.
the dirty yiffing bastards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

YIFFs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Sorry
Roota made me melt it.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)