Best: Eyes, smiles, cuddles, personality.
Worst: Often insane.

Also, I absolutely adore singers. If she can sing, 9 times out of 10 I'd go for her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:28, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

often
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

it's all those cleaning products

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

anyone can sing
just not necessarily in key
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Good singers then
The girl I went out with for the longest was an astonishing singer, she's training to be a Soprano. Her singing would send shivers down your spine.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

singing awesome booty shivers precum spine trouserleg
(TheColonel, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Oof, she did have a cracking arse.
But by christ, she had a good voice too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You fancy Susan Boyle AICM sick bucket

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I didn't think it was possible to go too far on here
but you have just pissed on "the line" and ran off into the distance there
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Actually, there is nothing I like about her, she's not even that good a singer.
Blame the ex for that, but I've heard a 16 year old sing 'I dreamed a dream' better than that fat old witch ever could.

Also, she looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)

9 times out of ten, eh?
OK, you're in a room with
Toyah Willcox
Susan Boyle
Geri Halliwell
Adele
Beth Ditto
Cilla Black
Those padraig inbreds from B*witched, esp the one who looks like she's had facial reconstruction following an incident with a spade
Celine 'Joey' Dion
etc

You'd knob the lot of 'em, right?

You're not right in the head, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'd probably slip Adele one, to be fair
as long as she didn't talk. She could sing if she wanted, but she'd need to keep that godawful Estuary quiet.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

You pedantic bastard, you know what I mean.
Although, if we're talking prime of their lives, I wouldn't mind going for Cilla Black in the 60s.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Bollocks, Boyce
you'd do the lot of them, just so you could weave it into a bar anecdote. I know your sort.

except the B*witched spade one. I think there are limits.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

There are lies, and there are damned lies.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)