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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Now I'm going to question all the wisdom you've imparted.
I bet trumping in front of a boy doesn't get you pregnant after all.
*starts scraping the plates*
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
trumping in front of a boy turns him gay
so don't do it in front of a boy you like, ever.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Oh dear
I think he was only pretending to be asleep:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post722263
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
pfffft

(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
this is one of my very few limits
i hate farts! prob because my brother still does them in my face if he can. he's 31 and a fully qualified accountant....
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)
but shitting on your head is okay?

(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
that was also NOT ok

(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)
what about in the spare bedroom?

(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
i was going to put that on /qotw but don't want more of a rep on here for being shit-obsessed than i already have
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
If it helps
You're not alone
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Did it bother you less when he was a part-qualified accountant?

(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I'd be relieved if there was a little flatulence in our relationship
But it's a compromise I'm willing to make.
It does mean that I'll be on North West Tonight one day when I finally explode.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I think I love you

(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Back atcha Sis.
*parp*
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Oh man I just remembered my uncle used to fart and then build an igloo of smell around me
He's only 7 years older than me so it's not quite as weird as it sounds.
(, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

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