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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So this very day last year
owing to some misunderstanding about comments I made with regard to my fondness for Erasure, I gazzed Roota for the first time ever with the intention of assuring her I wasn't gay. Mission accomplished.

What's the biggest change b3ta has made to your life or the best experience you've had as a result of b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:09, 120 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Well, I get a lot less work done than I ought to...
but I have also met some awesome people whom I hope to see more often this year.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
B3tans convinced me to apply for jobs in London
I did. I got turned down. It made me sad. Bitches.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I *think*, and I could be wrong here, there might be a few more if you look really hard.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Don't need one now
Off to Wales instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I love how people say 'london' (a city), and then say Wales (a country).

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I just don't want you to know where I'll be living
There's lots of Wales to hide in.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
your accent is going to get a mauling
part welsh, part scottish...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I believe the technical term
Is 'Squelsh'.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
there should be no technical term
this abortion should not exist
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
What if there is an emergancy and I need to get in contact with you, like if your wife goes into labour..... or I just want to *twist phone cord around finger* just say 'hi'?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Nothing quite so big
As finding The OneTM, but i've met some lovely folk. Like berk, I fully intend to see them more often this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
^ this
So many b3ta pixel friends have morphed into IRL friends - in fact, althegeordie came over for lunch today (he's oop north for a Thin Lizzy gig) and has just left. Hooray for teh internetz \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Oh lovely!
Bet he blended in well up there with his accent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
As you can imagine, he was a big hit with Mildew :D

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)
There are quite a few people that have made my life a lot better.
I'd say the funniest experiences I've had have generally involved Himjim.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
tell that elusive bugger
to sign up for the bash!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
I will!
I love that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
All you girls go mental over him.
But personally I don't see it, I'm not attracted to him at all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:18, Reply)
i've not met him
but he makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I'll be honest, I think if he was a girl, I would find him more attractive than I do now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Do you like him even when he says your friends are from Skins?
He seemed to like that red head though, judging from pics :p
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I'm ever so confused, I don't know what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
I think he meant to reply to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Bah that was meant as a reply to Lampito
Phone browsing fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
That was Monty.
That redhead is now on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Is she? More lambs to the slaughter!
Apparently she's lovely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
She's just gone to work,
otherwise I'd be showing her this and getting her all embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Embarrassed because I pass on a compliment?
She sounds like me. Poor thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Be nice to her.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Of course I will
I'm nice to pretty much everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
who compliments you though?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
A few people from time to time
Not enough to make me big-headed though!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I think I support the encuridgement of getting Lampito's female friends who put out on here.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I don't have friends :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Don't be silly, you're more in 'the friend zone' than me !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
I got a new sister
and over the last three years, lots of lovely randomburn CDs.

But, yeah, mostly the sister thing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
i thought djtp had cut his hair now?!?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
yeah
I traded in my old sister for a new one.

I shall plait her hair and do her makeup and tell her lies about boys, and make her do my share of the washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Now I'm going to question all the wisdom you've imparted.
I bet trumping in front of a boy doesn't get you pregnant after all.
*starts scraping the plates*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
trumping in front of a boy turns him gay
so don't do it in front of a boy you like, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
Oh dear
I think he was only pretending to be asleep:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post722263
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
this is one of my very few limits
i hate farts! prob because my brother still does them in my face if he can. he's 31 and a fully qualified accountant....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)
but shitting on your head is okay?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
that was also NOT ok

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)
what about in the spare bedroom?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)
urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
i was going to put that on /qotw but don't want more of a rep on here for being shit-obsessed than i already have
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
If it helps
You're not alone
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Did it bother you less when he was a part-qualified accountant?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I'd be relieved if there was a little flatulence in our relationship
But it's a compromise I'm willing to make.
It does mean that I'll be on North West Tonight one day when I finally explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I think I love you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
Back atcha Sis.
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Oh man I just remembered my uncle used to fart and then build an igloo of smell around me
He's only 7 years older than me so it's not quite as weird as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
That doesn't count
That's my find not yours! In other news, are ye aw'right hen?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:23, Reply)
she's not your sister, she's mine!
In other news, I got a haircut today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
He wants to be the new Bert, the dirty git.
How's the Barnet then?
I have to wait two weeks for my next haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
If you look on my fb profile pics
It's essentially the shorter blonde style I used to have. Looks quite sassy, IISSM.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Oh I know the one
Lovely, suits ya.
I contemplate a change every now and then, but I have become my bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I discovered I'm not the most miserable man on the planet.
So that was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
you put up a good front though
my flatmate's bf has set up our wireless internet, it is awesome. 4 years i've been living here with no real internet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)
Question.
Why the your wireless connection of any interest or relevance to me?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)
it isn't
but you're a captive audience and have to read whatever i put. look. too late, you've read it now! there's 5 seconds of your life you ain't getting back.

and another 2.

and another.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)
You women are all the same.
Selfish.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)
No, I married teh most miserable man on the planet
and am descended from the second most miserable man on the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I'll bet it's a laugh-a-minute being you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
No.
No it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)
You have a dog though, having a dog is a good personailty trate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
You'd like him too.
He's bonkers, but always friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)
absolutely.
No-one who loves dogs can be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
See Keith Lard and our very own Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Woo! INTERNET VALIDATION!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)
is there any other kind?
apart from parking validation, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Dogs are irritating I prefer bears

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)

bears cock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Are you grumpy Cause city got bummed?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I'm grumpy anyway Bob.
But I'm more grumpy because of that yes.

Thankfully I was too hungover to bother going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)
We were shit too
I wOuld like to see wenger field the first team more
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
You mean Arse-Shavings isn't a first team player?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Of course he is but why not start all of them get a good lead then take them off

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Because if you can beat them with the reserves, your first team players get a nice bit of rest.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Our reserves are shit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)
So shit they get you to the league cup final most seasons?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Rosicky, denilson, bendtner are all bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)
How's his health?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)
perking up
but I wouldn't want to re-live the last three weeks, if that's all the same with everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)
You deserve a medal
I can do empathy and nurturing for a few days tops, then I have to feign illness myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Hmmm, the biggest change...
Not much really. I made a some lovely friends in London, convinced a gay man to marry me, and finally carried out my ambition to go to a fancy dress party as St Jude Thaddeus.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Also, Happy Gaziversary :)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Ironically enough
Everyone on b3ta now seems fairly convinced that I am a flaming chutney ferret of biblical proportions.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)
Send a cock gaz to a lady B3tan
You'll be engaged within ten months.

I did predict my own fate here:
b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post588174
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
i thought you were?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
You mean to say you aren't?!

(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)
haha snap

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Hi berk
Have you calmed down now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Mostly
Still no joy with some of the things that were annoying me but my brother has gone, praise jebus, and I can have the nice chilled out evening i've been braving since christmas. I'm also making ice cream tonight, NOM. Hows you?
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I had a monumental hangover this morning.
But I'm feeling a lot better now.

I might have Indian food this evening. Why did your brother come and visit? Was it to spend time with berk, or because he had something better to do?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)
it's a long story and i'm on my phone
I'll post it or gaz you when I get in, if you actually want to know.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I think that is my greatest b3ta achievement.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)
Heard ya the first time ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Oh shush you, queen of doubleposting.
How goes it love?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Yeah, but you only cast doubts upon someone's heterosexuality,
whereas I got great seats for Squeeze at the Phil.
I'm super-chilled today love. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I've done it rather spectacularly I'd have to say!
I'm hungry. Pretending I'm on Come Dine With Me while cooking my dinner. My dinner is not exciting at all :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)
I'm going to make a chicken/potato bake thing with dill
because I had something like it Latvia years ago and I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I had veggie sausages and smilie faces with cheese.
Hence pretending I was cooking something exciting. I'm getting a delivery of nommy groceries though, lots of fun things to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Ooh, brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I don't take the Internet seriously anymOre
Some of you make me laugh. Kings speech is ace btw
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
I fancy seeing that
You alright our Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Suddenly really sleepy but about to watch tOy story 3
With my mate and his little girl so should be perfect time for a snooze. Im getting old mate. How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I can't stay awake through films any more.
I go cross-eyed and start bobbing my head.
I'm sound mate, had a lovely day.
Why are your Os all caps?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Glad to hEar it.
Cause I'm on my phone and my fingers are like fat hippos x
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
My grandad said to my uncle Terry
"How do you play that guitar, lad? Your hand's like a bunch o' banaaarnas!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)
My mum is going with Norma, Ruth and Estail tomorow if you wanna go with her.
They'll be doing a sainsburys run to buy sandwiches first, but it'll have to be in the daytime as estail doesn't like driving home in the dark.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
That's good for me
I prefer M&S or Tesco for my sarnies, but I can go beforehand.
And matinée's better because I'd fall asleep and miss the end if it was an evening showing.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Fabulous ! I'll get her to buzz you tonight to arrange things.
I'm half tempted to phone my mum now, give her your number and say...

"My friend really want to see it, but she has no one to go with and I don't fancy it, do you mind if she joins you? Tell her it's Gonz's Mum and she'll know who you are... nono, it's on the way, I donno exactly where she lives but ask her, it's on the way though"

... and then lul at the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
"Hiya Mrs Gonz, just turn left at Manchester,
I'll wait outside the Rocket pub. Hold on, no need for swearing!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Sunday Times is giving away free tickets tomo to Ciniworld to see that =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)
b3ta added two inches to the girth of my penis.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)

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