sunday night riddle anyone, no cheating please
I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:37, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Heath Ledger after overdosing on Redbull

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

close but no cigar, say what you see!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

A useless prick.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Long and slinky like a trout, never sings till it's guts come out. What is it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

It's good but it's not right.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

A cunt?
/standard internet response.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Well yes, we know that, that's a given but what;s the real answer!
evenin DG
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Evening Bobby.
I have no idea what the answer is. 42?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Think Dutch.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Porn?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

it's not what I have on the card.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Ik weet het niet.
Wat is de antwoord?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

It's a windmill

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Verderfelijke windmolens.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

You almost said 'melons'.
That's like another word for tits.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

No, that's:
Here's to the cut that never heals
The longer you stroke it the softer it feels
You can wash it in soap, you can wash it in soda
But nothing removes that Billingsgate odour.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Alright Andy?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Ey up
we got tonked in the cup and the defender we've been waiting for came back from injury and managed to play 14 minutes before being sent off.

Apart from that, top class.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Stevenage got the last laugh with us, too.
and it looks like Tiote's out for three games. Bollocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

yo
what's going on with the baggies?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

see above

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

A windmill with bad aids

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

You're half right!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Round 2 - Harder Riddle.

When I live I cry, if you don't kill me I'll die. What am I?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Heath Ledger

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cZJnzZaM8Q
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

A box of KFC going mouldy?

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Surely not?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

It has four wings...
How're you DG?
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Slightly drunk and not looking forward to going to work, berk.
I dun a rime!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

No, me either
ugh it seems like a long time til I next have time off, you know? Well done by the way. What's happening on the jobfront with you?
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Not sure yet.
I have to fill in another form this week, and then hopefully I'll get to know next month. And then I can plan my universal domination of the world of ironing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

But you want redundancy, yus?
what'll you do if you get it? Apart from the ironing, obviously.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Yes. I'll take a couple of months off.
Look for a job, then if nothing happens after a couple of more months, start up a home ironing service. It's very lucrative, and I'm very good at it.

I will also bash until my brain hurts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Woop woop!
2011 will be my Year Of Teh Bash, I think. Someone should have one the second bank holiday in June *looks meaningfully at you*
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Is there a bank holiday in June?
*Looks meaningfully back*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Oh fuck's sake
*belms hard* I meant May.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Ah!
We could stretch to a Northern bash around then, I think. I was also thinking of organising an Edinbash next year as well, since the last one was totally awesome.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Feel free to shoot me down in flames, like
but Blousie could have one at the end of May as it's near her birthday, and I'm totally up for coughing up a few quid and getting a small apartment or something round festival time, if there's going to be an Edinbash? Between a group for three days or something it shouldn't be that much, right? Do you think anyone would be up for that?
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Judging by the last one
I think a lot of people would be up for Edinburgh. Loads of folks travelled up together and shared cheap Travelodge family rooms.

Blousie's thinking about a house bash, but it was going to be late June, then Swipey put her bash on the calendar so it may be earlier or later than that
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

That's traditionally the weekend of the /board&/talk London bash

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Ah, the riverghost one?
hmm.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Splitter!
Right, I'm off to bed. 'Night all!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

A gobshite
spoutin' bollocks

yoyoyoyoyoyyo Bongo indahouse
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

You made it home OK then?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

woah from where?
who d'ya think I am?

I've been home all day and have never met any of you lot.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I thought you were Al.
Terribly sorry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Oh no fuck that
I aint him
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

right I'm going to bed
rather confused by your comment above, perhaps that's because I am astonishingly pissed
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Al was in the North at the weekend
And came to visit yesterday. Nothing sinister. But goodnight, you big woopsie.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)