hey all
how is everyone???

never hit anyone/been hit apart from my younger brother.

fast food - i hardly ever have it (unless microwaving innocent veg pots count? only 300 cals, so poss not!) but last time i got a kebab the useless bastards forgot to put my falafel in the bread, so i basically walked all the way home in much excitement, only to find that i had a mountain of lettuce and garlic sauce. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:48, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'ello moi luvver

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

hello my little devon sexpot
how is your monday treating you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

not too bad ta
the working day went pretty quickly which was nice. Reasonably productive too.

How are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

tired but happy
as my seminar to 50 scary surveyors went v well and they gave me bottles of wine to say thank you, phew!

how is the pool?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

nice work!
pool is pretty good. Bit warmer than last week!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Evening hot stuff.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)

hello you
my new flatmate is over the moon at all "the wire" dvd's, you made me v popular.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Woohoo
Happy days glad you are getting some use out of them.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

i've not seen quite as many as i would like
due to stupid work but i intend to rectify this by spending an entire weekend on it in jan!!!!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

What a ker-falafel that must have been.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

you owe me 2 new eyes
as i ripped the current ones out in disgust that they read that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Sure.
What colour eyes would you like?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

ooo ooo
pick red! red eyes are cool. I had red contacts once and people thought I was albino
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Albino eh?
Well, you can't say fairer than that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

GET THE FUCK OUT.

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

What?
That was brilliant. I've been good all night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Well, to give credit where credit is due...
you're still not getting any.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Well admit you smiled, and we'll leave it there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Shan't.
you'll have to try harder than that to get a smirk out of me.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I don't want your tabs, geordie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

....I'm from the north west
not the north east.

Try again.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Well smirk doesn't sound like 'smoke' in another other regional accent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

dunno
what's the best colour for a girl to have?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Matching.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

RED RED RED!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

hahahaaha
fucking goblins, man.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Green/hazel
like mine *smugs*
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

green

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)

but they're green already!
i was thinking bright piercing blue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

what the hell is with all this green eyes thing?
do all OT girls except me have green eyes :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

green are best
definitely
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

are they now?
you need to stop telling me that you are all the things I look for in a woman
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

you can see on my fb shots
if you can be arsed. i used to hate them because my stupid teacher in primary school said "all witches have green eyes. like rswipe." but i do get complimented on them, so i have come to accept them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

pfft count yourself lucky
in my primary school we read The Princess and Curdie in which the immensely ugly preternatural dog had green eyes with yellow flecks. Have a guess who got compared to it every lesson?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I recall being at primary school
and we were doing graphs or something, so everyone's eye colour was noted. People refused to accept that you could even get grey eyes, despite me wielding the evidence.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

not green enough
I demand that you change them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)

ha
it depends what i wear. if i am on the pull i usually wear something green, works like a charm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I really, really don't like blue eyes on guys.
Apart from Cillian Murphy. Oh nom nom nom.

I like green eyes on anyone and brown on boys.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

naa, grey is best on a guy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I have grey eyes
and have been told they are sinister which is cool but unfortunate.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I also have grey eyes
as we have discussed before I think, and while they are quite unusual I don't think anyone has ever commented on them.

Motherfuckers.

I tell you, interesting eyes, surfing and playing the guitar do not get you the ladies.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Grey are nice.
Especially as it's quite unusual. But my preference is definitely for green/hazel.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I'm the same, but with brown eyes
I just don't like them. Blue eyes on the other hand...particularly if they are a bright, piercing blue *melts*
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I do love eyes.
Mine seem to be the go-to compliment if people want to compliment me. I'm alarmed as my splodge seems to have shrunk, I seem to rememer shouting at someone and trying to show them it and them not having any clue where it was or what I was doing.
I'm not drinking again.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Bahaha! You are a right drunken casualty sometimes.
Apparently green/hazel eyes are more prone to having splodges in, I have some but they're only little. And yeah, they're pretty much all I ever get complimented on too!
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)

My eyes are a bit weird
Greeny blue grey with yellowish circles around the pupil, with a brown splodge in the left one. Apparently exactly the same position as my dead grandfather's splodge, too.

I have done so many things I've regretted while drunk, I'm really not sure the pros outweigh the cons.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)

I don't often get shouty or argumental
when I've been OMGdrunk on rare occasions, the only casualty is me, I tend to giggle and fall over and break stuff (pint glasses, nose, clothes etc)
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Nose? Ouch.
Looking back on the things I've done, I'd want to take back about 80% of them. I have some great stories, but very little self-worth.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Haha, yeah
I did a comedy fall off the back of a bench whilst my - get this - MOTHER, SISTER AND BROTHER, who had gotten me in to that state, went to get pizza.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)

I'd say green
but I have an obvious bias. So go for grey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

blind

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

fucking hell

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

evening missus

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

hola chica

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)