Serves you right on two counts
1) being in Coventry
2) opting to buy meat you can SHAVE. Fuck's sake, there is nothing natural or normal about kebab meat.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 22:56, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i was going to say this
then felt bad for slagging off coventry.

you're totally right though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

There is no excuse for Coventry
none whatsoever.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

this is true
"how many miles to coventry?
three-score mile and ten.
will i get there by candlelight?
yes - but don't come back again."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

More like -
Will I get there by candlelight?
Yes - but I wouldn't bother if I were you.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I feel I must defend the reputation of Coventry
I'm from Coventry and so is Pooflake!

OK, so not much of a defence but there's loads of good things about Coventry. There's....errm....give me a minute....Oh YEAH it's got....no that's somewhere else.


I'll think of something.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I wasn't even drunk
just a bit bewildered. Coventry man ... *does thousand yard stare*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

i love a fucking donner me
its not hair love, its how you carve the meat
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

heavens knows what you make of bacon

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I could make a hat, a brooch
or a pterodactyl
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

bacon should be illegal
when i am queen/prime minister/dictator, it will be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

But why??

(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)

it smells and tastes like crispy salty death

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

But that's part of its charm...
I love a bit of bacon every now and then, particularly in soup which is otherwise healthy.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)