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Morning sexyGlee's awesome. Not QUITE as intellectual as your thoroughly interesting conversation with DP above, but that's exactly why I watch it; I get enough highbrow stimulation from browsing B3ta
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Which one?The Grauniad or the PMT?
I love Glee. But rarely have time to watch it.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:53,
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Nothing like a bit of lowbrow...(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:01,
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I don't understand people who watch TV to let their brains turn offRead a book.
Plus, I find Glee actively offensive:
www.b3ta.com/questions/worstband/post1024651
How was your weekend of sequins and piers?
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
I've met his missus and, disappointingly, she's not even slightly manly.I thought she may be merely pretending, but they were holding hands before seeing me.
Although DF was wearing a trilby of some sort...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:06,
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True...DF bums men!!!
Honest!!!
But is he the Bummer or Bummee?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:10,
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Cheers mate, appreciate the supportEven if my missus is taller than you
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Taller, prettier, better at dancing*cricks neck*
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:39,
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Yeah sorry mate you're shit out of luckMaybe if we'd met nine years ago
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Yeah, I was taller thenAnd slimmer
And spent my nights dancing (very gayly)
And more androgynous (well, not really).
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:53,
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Um, all of the ones I could find?The reduction in height though, was down to a pioneering operation designed to help giraffes reach low branches. I was a guinea pig.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06,
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I could make a lame joke about DF and post-ops but I won'tMy op yesterday got cancelled - Now Feb 18th.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21,
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I should have thought it was perfectly clear...(
disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30,
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That's what all the girls say(in fact, I hadn't thought of the joke in full)...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36,
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You have no idea how disappointed I am now.Do all the girls say that too?
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Sadly, the majority do.But I live in hope.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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Weekend was funbut the dancing went crap. On this occasion, and you'll have to take my word for it that this is a rarity cos I'm usually very hard on myself, I blame the judges. They put some total dross through ahead of us. Pissed me right off.
Thank you for asking though. Well done on the continuing success of your blog, well-deserved
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You've answered my below questionDid you not offer the judges any, erm, gratitude for a good placing?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:33,
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If by "gratitude" you mean a good shoeingthen I was sorely tempted. Ms Foxtrot expressly forbade me from kicking off. The threat of sex ban was sufficient to keep me in line. And yes I knew what you meant there, you filthy pervert.
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You sure doA nice card and some flowers.
Certainly not a nosh.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:40,
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Haha "nosh"Although I'd never use that in any degree of seriousness, it cracks me up in this context
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I love the phrase noshbut you couldn't ever use it in serious chit chat with your missus. It's a jokey one with your mates, I think.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52,
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*Dances like a loon*Yeah, it's awesome! I have loads of cool people following me now!
And by cool people, I mean people who's blogs I've been following for ages, but didn't start my own because I thought it would be no good in comparison to theirs. So yeah.
Sorry to hear that it turns out you're bad at dancing.
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He's very good,he just had a bit of a limp, for some mysterious reason.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:41,
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Oh, fuck youI'm absolutely not bad at it and that's why I was so pissed off. If I'd had an attack of nerves and messed up my footwork, or forgotten the routine, or collided with another couple (all of which I've done in the past) then I wouldn't have minded, but we were awesome and the judges ignored us. Useless cunts.
As I said last week though, am delighted that you're getting kudos for something you enjoy so much, I really am. The fwap-o-meter blog was particularly entertaining
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I know you're (probably) not bad at dancing.It was a joke. I'm sorry.
Glad you liked the fwap-ometer post, or was that just for the link to the article I wrote about?
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Didn't actually click the link but the article had me in stitchesprobably because I know plenty of blokes, ex-colleagues mostly, who the descriptions applied to perfectly. That's what I like most about your writing, it engages.
*awaits Pandatron*
Apologies for the "fuck you", it appears I may have some unresolved anger issues regarding the weekend
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It made me really angryI don't even know who the fuck that bimbo is. How is eleven pictures of her in a bikini on holday news?
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It isn'tIt was a good post.
She's an actress, famous principally for getting her tits out. I think they're fake now though, which lessens the appeal.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:04,
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Well, what's wrong with that?She has a nice living, and enjoys what she does for millions of dollars...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:15,
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In all fairness,she most likely is vapid and is almost certainly a spunk repository. Bella was probably just recounting what she believes to be fact with no bitterness or judgement whatsoever
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I think soThere are no gender politics or rabid feminism at play here...
ANother b3tan had an old feminist blog - urbanfeminist.blogspot.com
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:19,
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Unresolved Issues and DFIs it just me starting to think...?
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:03,
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I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier answerabout never missing an easy opening.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18,
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And we all know how easy Darth's opening is nowThe phrase 'chucking a hot dog down a corridor' springs to mind, for some reason.
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Ouch.Or not, actually, owing to regular use...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35,
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I'd like to say I'd hope for better from you twobut it would be bollocks
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"You'd hope for better....bollocks"Grauniad reporting at it's finest.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39,
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I'm sorry DarthI'm trying to put off writing this article because I know it's going to make me tremendously angry, and I'm sort of in a good mood at the moment.
Please accept my most humble of apologies.
(, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Hehe I don't really mindAll in good fun, innit. Am torn between wanting to maintain your good mood and being keen to read your next blog
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