Also on here
I was Raymond Luxury Yacht (for which someone apologised to me for insulting me, I dunno why) and Mr Big Stuff, and Senor Burt Reynolds and others. I dunno. I really am shit. I'm gonna crawl off and hide now, honestly I'm crap at internet message boards, I've tried others and people hate me, you';ll probably hate me too.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Key to being liked
is not posting when drunk

Edit: for clarification, drunkeness makes you prone to typos and nobody likes typos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I've posted when drunk
People still like me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

that's because
you don't chuck your toys out of the pram.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I don't even have a pram

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

you were a deprived child :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

and me
i'm pretty twatted right now, stupid vodka! and i have a 6.30am gym session tomorrow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

mm vodka
I could fancy one right now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

the smoking hot but rather pervy silver fox who owns it
inevitably says "i give you greek-sized portion" and fills the glass literally to the brim with neat vodka. urrrrgh tomorrow is gonna suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I bet he'd love to give you a greek-sized portion
Was he wearing leather trousers?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

no
worryingly, a cardigan. A CARDIGAN. if there is one thing i hate men wearing, it's cardigans... [this probably causes offence]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I hate cardigans too
I refuse to own any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

you're a wise man, labs
it's this sort of thinking and clothes-wearing that got you into the tripod of lust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I like that this now has a title
Especially one that conjures images of being well endowed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

haha
heated by the bunsen burner of desire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

That's going to hurt!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

and not in a good way....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

What is a good way of hurting at the gym?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)

i don't know
maybe being fucked every which way on every piece of machinery?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

*drops monocle*
I say!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

sorry
that was a bit graphic in hindsight. blame the vodka, i do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I wasn't complaining.
More impressed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

i think
it's one of those ideas that sounds a lot better in theory, like being a liberal.

i mean, those machines are not very big. and they're hard. and uncomfortable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Surely that'd add to the fun of it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

only if you're into pain
i am not. hence it not being in a good way in the first place!!

and on that circular drunken crude note, i am taking my ballast off to bed. night all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Night!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I find being drunk increases the fun on here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I rarely post sober.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

It's always fun
I'm not sober now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I've posted when I've been fucked on pills and coke.
And everybody on this website loves me deeply.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

The flouncing queen is back, things might go better if you stopped being so whiny
Leaving the house during the day may also help
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

hello you
how was your tuesday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Busy busy ever busy
I've got some cunt in tomorrow with her union rep. Fucking wasting my time :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

stupid woolly lefties
you have my sympathy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Oh Rory you terrible internet bully
WILL YOU NEVER STOP?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I'm being helpful :(
/so misunderstood blog
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)