Pseudonymous.
Which of you peeps has changed their B3ta username? I don't mean just to a variation on their original one, or in Bobby's case, every fucking week.

What have been your reasons for doing so if you have indeed done this? Boredom? The pursuit of the new? Legal issues?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:10, 74 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

p +cr
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I've always been AA
The only other name I've considered was 'Mole Station', but that's pretty shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I get bored.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I'd invented a code and wanted to test it.
The contents of my profile used to be in the same code too, because like most people I'm a vain prick who likes to talk about himself - but unlike most people I don't want people to know who I am, so I compromised by talking about myself for a paragraph and making it look like gibberish.

I've got four or five different screen-names on other forums, this is partly to limit traceability and also because I get bored with using the same name over and over again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I've seen you around quite a bit
and half feel I know who you are, but am not sure. Did you previously use a different name, or variation thereof for quite a while?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Woodside, isn't it?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

that's what I thought
I remember him being really abrasive when I first encountered him (probably some years ago) but this hasn't been the case recently at all.

wondered if it was the same person, or in fact the same Woodside
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Mine got shorter as I got lazier
Next week I may just be T
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

You know transitioning is a big step :(
have you thought this through?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I've changed usernames and accounts far too often to count
Looking back, things might have been a lot easier b3ta-wise if I'd have held on to my original account (with super-cool low username number yo) and not taken everything so personally on this site and maybe had a bit of faith in the power of persistence. Nowadays this a ten-year old site with recognised regulars and I'm weird in that I know almost all the memes and remember bizarre /talk conversations about winter coats from 8 years ago while apparently being a n00b. I'm addicted to b3ta but it seems to fuck me up whever I post much. I guess I'm upset, online, as JMG might say.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

So who were you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

This was my first account:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21882

I guess the user number isn't so low, and I've been a twat with my other accounts, generally only posting when pissed, fuck it, it's not meant to be, I'm a casual user and I've only ever banned myself or deleted posts or changed usernameout of choice.

might get to a bash near me me in feburary.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)

well that was enough info to find your flounce
www.b3ta.com/talk/5387704
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I'm not clicking that
I'm well aware I've been a twat on b3ta, and could be one again. I'm a twat.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Meh, I've seen worse 4/10 on the flounce scale
bonus points for listing your qualifications.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

is there a psychochomp symbol when a search is needed
you know, like batman has?

i mean, 5 mins from him posting to you finding it AND the flounce. in its own way, that's pretty impressive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

You really are scarily good at that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

drunken strikethrough attempt
il + good at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Hah!
One of the first responses to it has a variation on the username I used for a while on another site. Gave me a turn, that did.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Also on here
I was Raymond Luxury Yacht (for which someone apologised to me for insulting me, I dunno why) and Mr Big Stuff, and Senor Burt Reynolds and others. I dunno. I really am shit. I'm gonna crawl off and hide now, honestly I'm crap at internet message boards, I've tried others and people hate me, you';ll probably hate me too.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Key to being liked
is not posting when drunk

Edit: for clarification, drunkeness makes you prone to typos and nobody likes typos
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I've posted when drunk
People still like me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

that's because
you don't chuck your toys out of the pram.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I don't even have a pram

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

you were a deprived child :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

and me
i'm pretty twatted right now, stupid vodka! and i have a 6.30am gym session tomorrow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

mm vodka
I could fancy one right now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

the smoking hot but rather pervy silver fox who owns it
inevitably says "i give you greek-sized portion" and fills the glass literally to the brim with neat vodka. urrrrgh tomorrow is gonna suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I bet he'd love to give you a greek-sized portion
Was he wearing leather trousers?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

no
worryingly, a cardigan. A CARDIGAN. if there is one thing i hate men wearing, it's cardigans... [this probably causes offence]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I hate cardigans too
I refuse to own any.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

you're a wise man, labs
it's this sort of thinking and clothes-wearing that got you into the tripod of lust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I like that this now has a title
Especially one that conjures images of being well endowed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

haha
heated by the bunsen burner of desire
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

That's going to hurt!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

and not in a good way....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

What is a good way of hurting at the gym?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)

i don't know
maybe being fucked every which way on every piece of machinery?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

*drops monocle*
I say!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

sorry
that was a bit graphic in hindsight. blame the vodka, i do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I wasn't complaining.
More impressed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

i think
it's one of those ideas that sounds a lot better in theory, like being a liberal.

i mean, those machines are not very big. and they're hard. and uncomfortable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:17, Reply)

Surely that'd add to the fun of it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

only if you're into pain
i am not. hence it not being in a good way in the first place!!

and on that circular drunken crude note, i am taking my ballast off to bed. night all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Night!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I find being drunk increases the fun on here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I rarely post sober.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

It's always fun
I'm not sober now!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I've posted when I've been fucked on pills and coke.
And everybody on this website loves me deeply.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

The flouncing queen is back, things might go better if you stopped being so whiny
Leaving the house during the day may also help
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)

hello you
how was your tuesday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Busy busy ever busy
I've got some cunt in tomorrow with her union rep. Fucking wasting my time :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

stupid woolly lefties
you have my sympathy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Oh Rory you terrible internet bully
WILL YOU NEVER STOP?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I'm being helpful :(
/so misunderstood blog
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I was mullered, up to and including this thread.
But Monty insisted I stay as 'Jeff' after I changed it to answer a point that was raised.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post813695?highlight=answers-post-813892

It was from this point, I think the name changed.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post813813
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Nope
I don't have a meat puppet account either. I just don't see the point, it took me ages to actually get people to reply to me on here because I didn't just bounce in being bolshy like Bobby and Darth Foxtrot, for instance, so I really couldn't be arsed to start all over again unless I flounced for some reason. I can't see that happening either though..
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

*Did some no-mark say something?*
No?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I've not changed my name, nor had a meat puppet
Think it took me a while to get 'established' as well, but I like to think I'm part of the fixtures now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

I view myself
as still being a lightshade on trial
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Bah, in my eyes you're at least up to nicely framed picture level

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

haha dogs playing poker
framed in gilt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Don't go ruining my pleasant compliment with your actually lol-worthy comment!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:32, Reply)

thanks for the compliment!
Righto I'm off to colonise the MCR, sleep well!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

My Chemical Romance? o.O

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Middle common room
I believe. An Oxford/Cambridge/Durham thing.
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Thank fuck for that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

When is your next tennis lesson?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

They're every Monday
for the next 11 weeks. Unfortunately they moved me from the cute tennis coaches lessons to a different class, and the bloke who runs that one is much less enjoyable to look at.
Sad times :(
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

back
Some bastard has fallen asleep in there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

And here was me thinking she was going to invade Manchester.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

I think the picture of me as a girl did something like that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Mine seem to have the opposite effect.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

It's pretty frightening.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:59, Reply)