Word Blousie!
Morning everyone else.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Word, Jeff.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You alright Roota, lar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I'm tired but I'm chipper
because I've finished doing the alteration on a dress I like.
How's you?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I'm a bit tired too.
I went to the pub last night.

What have you done to your dress?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I have shortened the torso.
I have a very short torso. Fitted dresses sit in the wrong place and don't accommodate my shape, but when you shorten the straps (in this case it was more complicated than straps) everything falls into place.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

So you've taken a dress that doesn't fit, and made it fit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yup!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Good work!
Are you a dab-hand with a Singer?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Mine is a Singer actually!
Nope, I'm not a dab hand, but I'm determined to learn this year.
I can make cushions, curtains and do alterations, but I want to make clothes and make a quilt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

My mother made her own clothes for year
Until her eyesight failed anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It's not as affordable as it was either
but I do think I'll benefit if I learn to tailor-make.
I have peculiar tastes, and then there's the short torso.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Sweatshops have made clothes very cheap these days.
Back when I were a lad, clothes were nearly always 'adjusted' by a well meaning parent, school trousers were always too big so they'd be taken up and taken in, only for you to grow into them and for the changes to be undone.

It's a skill people don't seem to need these days, as a supermarket will kit out a child in a school uniform for about a fiver.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Wunda-Web was my mother's friend
So my Dad was the one who taught me how to sew buttons on and things.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Wunda-Web?
I'm not familar with it, what is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Iron-on stuff that sticks hems, if you can't sew or are in a hurry.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck off you fucking cunt Jeff.

You heard - fucking do one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You're in a good mood this morning Monty.
How so?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I think I may still be slightly tiddly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

How much did you drink last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

No fucking idea, but at one point I was swigging tequila from the bottle.
I also drank whisky, that manky stuff with the gold flakes in it, and beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Goldschlaager or whatever is LOVELY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

This stuff was manky.
MANKY, I TELL YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I have a soft spot for cinnamon and bling.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It's pretty rough
I decided to nip the pub to see my friend (who was working), and thought I'd have a pint while I was there. One turned into two, we won a few quid on the itBox, so that went straight into the till as well, and one of the regulars there insisted on buying me a drink because I'd made him laugh until beer came out his nose.

Got home at 1:30, and decided this would be the perfect time to drink the ale I had left, while having a quick play on the web. I got to bed at 3. Ow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Did you get your cock out?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

No, you weren't mentioned.
The barmaid and I were discussing preferences on pubic hair (she's an odd girl), and I simply pointed out that when I'm going down on a girl, I'm there to eat, not floss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Any occasion? Or were you just drinking because it was Wednesday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

There was a 'y' in the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Your dedication to the cause is to be applauded.
Well done.

Wanna play 'name that disaster?'

Wanna buy a lorry? It fell off the back of a ferry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Zeebrugge?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Zeebrugge

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Plagiarism is not attractive, Roota.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It was a simul-postification.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Tell it to the examination board, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

What's yellow and doesn't like liver?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Me in my yellow coat.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I don't know.
What's yellow and doesn't like liver?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Disappointed in you, Jeff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Hardwick
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

The moment I saw that name
I instantly though of Marti Webb/That's Life!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I thought cirrhosis was a type of cloud until I discovered Smirnoff

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)