Go on then, which one of you was this?
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/14/mass_explict_pic_theft/
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:22, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Isn't there a entry in badgers list
called "The Night Stalker" that did exactly that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Albert Marshmallow
Bit of a freaky fucker
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

That's exactly who I was thinking of.
Any guesses on the next mental b3tan to out themselves in the real world?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)

AA
Once I crack his password.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I can't be bothered,
can we just assume I produced a complicated strikethrough preserving only the word "crack" about how you're intending to whack off to the naked pictures he's been sending people?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

It's more effort on my part, but sure
*clears throat*
Wookiee, you absolute bounder! It made me chortle and guffaw though, so all's forgiven, you big lug you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Where's my *click*, bitch?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Can we just assume I clicked?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Well played.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I clicked twice, one for you and one for me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

If you're going to post rude pics of yourself on the internet then you deserve everything you get.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

These weren't exactly posted though, he accessed people's email addresses
And if anyone on facebook reports this as him 'hacking' their email, I may scream.

I fucking hate idiots who claim everything is 'hacking'. It's not fucking hacking, they've simply got your password!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Oh I thought he got them off Faceybook.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

It's unauthorised access
Which is illegal, as you'd expect. Technically not hacking, probably closer to 'social engineering', but still illegal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Aye, I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Regardless, I enjoyed the "for all you budding perverts out there, here's exactly how to do this for yourself"
aspect of the story. True, it's the Reg, everyone reading it knew that already, but I wouldn't be surprised to see the mainstream news featuring similar instructions.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

True
The Sun will probably have pictures showing what you can find...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

which day would you expect it to have this
*prepares pen and paper*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I do?
I mean, yes, they do...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Thanks for them btw : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Sorry that i'm crying in some of them
I just felt so dirty
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Hehe!
Dirty is good.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

cheating bastard
and i thought i was special to you. you know, as your WEB-WIFE and all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

He needed the money.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

he'll need it by the time i'm finished with him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

World Wife Web?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Honey, it's not what it looks like...
Ok, it's exactly what it looks like, but i'm weak....WEEEEEAAAAAK!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

sorry, did you say something?
i was too busy tossing my hair and turning my back to hear you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

But i'm a man with needs! Filthy internet smut related needs!
You can't eat the orange and throw away the peel, A MAN IS NOT A PIECE OF FRUIT!

Sorry, I'll stop the Arthur Miller plagiarism
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

i don't remember willy loman ranting on about internet smut
but i haven't read it since a-level english. maybe i am wrong.

anyway, you'll have to look elsewhere for your smut, that's FINE. hang on... you already do... that was what this row was all about in the first place!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is the answer 'BALDMONKEY!!!!' zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)