I can see it now, barging each other out the way of the mirrors
Twenty different hair dryers/straighteners/curlers plugged in hap-hazardously, empty bottles of Lambrini strewn across the place and "Here come the girls" playing in the background.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

After a few bottle of wine one of them will make a harumph noise
and the others will ask her whats wrong and she'll go "It's my breasts, I'm just not sure they're firm and juicy enough" and one of the others will go "But you have lovely breasts, mine aren't as good, here, look" and then another one will go "No look at mine, they are nothing like as good as hers".

I saw this on a documentary once so it does happen.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I think I saw that one too
Didn't the shy one then quietly ask one of the sluttier ones what it's like to kiss a boy?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Yeah, only because they didn't have any boys with them
they all showed her by practising on each other. That's what girls do when there aren't any boys around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Y'see, I suspected this was the case
Glad to have it confirmed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

yes
this is exactly what we do. we don't just confine it to breasts, though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Well I know that
but I didn't want to give away the end of the documentary
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

That's ok, it sounds like one that I'll watch over and over

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Well what happens is that one of them says "Oh girls you'll never guess what I bought as a joke"
and then gets out some strawberry flavoured lube, and she says the others should try it, but the shy one then surprises everyone by actually squirting it on her breasts.

Then they all take turns trying the lube.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I saw a bit where one of them slips on the lube and falls
She looks unhurt, and laughs it off, but just as she's about to get up she notices a box under the bed. She pulls it out and they all giggle at the collection of sex toys found within. One then says "Oh my, that one's huge! That'd never fit!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I'm totally picturing the start of this happening at Swipes place
but with all the others looking increasingly more uncomfortable and then horrified as Swipe goes through the entire process described above on her own.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

i am not sure i want to meet you now
the reality can only disappoint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

But everyone thinks I'm quite nice in real life
and TGB always says she forgets that I'm not actually grotesquely obese and is therefore surprised to see me looking like I've lost weight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

How odd.
Most people think I'm a cunt. We appear to have swapped...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Not really
Everyone thinks your a cunt on here too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

That's not correct.
It's "you're".
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Sorry Lampers
I'll try not to let it happen again
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's fine, I like cocksuckers.
/ac

Of course I meant it's fine, I like YOU
(why the hell is that on autocomplete?!)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

At least I know the difference between you're and your
Ah, now I see where your coming from
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

And then Swipes guests turn up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I have a picture in my head of the bash.
Everybody around the table, girls chatting together and all the men with a distant, glazed expression on their faces because one of the girls has a faint reddish smudge on her otherwise smashing blouse.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Or it'll be like a school disco.
All the boys on one side of the pub, all the girls on the other too afraid to speak to each other.

There will be tears before bed-time I'm sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I can't imagine the girls here
being too afraid to talk to anyone. The boys, well naturally. They'll all be too busy concentrating on not putting their hands in their pockets.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

And trying not to spill shandy on their Star Trek outfit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

you're not even coming
so you don't get to comment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

That's because I've been banned from attending.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)