I lose about three wallets a year. I have a penchant for expensive(ish) wallets, too.
When I used to DJ a lot I would lose a mobile phone a month, on average, pissed up jumping in and out of cabs. I once lost a brand-new pair of £150 Technics headphones too. New that day.

In recent months I've lost one wallet and a wrap of DMT down the back of my record collection. I have found 100 magic mushrooms though.

Worst of all is that I have apparently lost The Warriors' soundtrack LP in my flat: I can find the sleeve but no record. Similarly my 12" of 'Mama Said Knock You Out', this is distressing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I never lose anything.
I once lost an eyebrow pencil and the shock nearly killed me. I spent a month hunting for the damn thing before I gave up and bought a new one.

Work is a different matter however, as there are other people moving my stuff. This means I can never find anything.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Did you not look a bit daft though?
Walking around for a month with only one eyebrow drawn on your face?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I used it for filling in.
Not re-creating.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

My missus
"tidies" things up and is constantly losing stuff. I swear to god, one of these days I'm going to find her phone in the fridge or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

An ex of mine 'tidied' away 8 motorhead tickets for me and my pals.
Denied everything. I had to buy them all again, and then found them a year later stuffed into a cupboard where they had no reason to be.

I still have them, to remind me why 'bitchez ain't shit'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Is that the "ex" reason then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

That and a million and one other reasons.
This wasn't the mother of my kid, by the way. I don't half pick 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Speaking of which
*gazzes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

You are useless!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

You are homosexual!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

True, I fill my anus with your lost wares

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)