rubbish
you're be absolutely fine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No I'm not
I can remember literally nothing I've done so far
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Because you're panicking
look through your notecards. If I can pass a year at uni you're guaranteed to
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Notecards?
We never had them in the 60s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I've never had them at all
but supposedly people use them to revise. I'm just fitting in with the cool kids Monty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

you need to relax
this is shit advice, but it works, helps your subconscious do some rummaging around to get answers. It's how I used to write essays and how I blag lectures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Don't worry about it
You'll remember stuff when you're in the exam. You'll pass, carry on learning and taking exams and passing until you get your degree, then get a job, work until you are allowed to retire aged 95, then get no state pension and die.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:19, Reply)

in a good mood, still, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm actually in a good mood
Just being realistic ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

if we're really lucky
they will drag out our ability to live way past 100, so we can spend either years in poverty in moderate health, or work until our brains explode at 167
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Fuck that.
After a month of retirement I'm killing myself. Unless I'm rich, of course.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

ha! you can't
they've turned most of your body cyborg and installed a Asimovian style system of laws which govern your behaviour including one which prevents self harm

bad luck. Now you must tend the garden for all eternity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Haha!!
It's funny because it's very likely to happen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

AFFIRMATIVE

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

+ MISTRESS?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:52, Reply)

??
is this some kind of reference to sexy robot dominatrix gender confusion porn I am not aware of?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:54, Reply)

K9 innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:05, Reply)

Correct DG.
*Crunchy loses WHO points*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

but lab isn't a woman
plus, I clearly was thinking of rude things, I blame Tennant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

Too little too late.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:16, Reply)

sexy K9?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

I can't stop crying and I've
GOT NO FUCKING TISSUES
I kind of don't give a shit about whether or not I get a pension or not at the moment
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Use a sock, Luke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:25, Reply)

And now my notes are all wet.
Fucking fabulous
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

punch something
but not with your writing hand
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

What have you been doing with them?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Testing their sponge qualities apparently

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Nor should you
You just need to MTFU, remember what you are saved as in my phone, realise youve got this nailed and kick the arse out if this exam.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

I can't remember

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

I really need someone to calm me down.
I've got loads still to do before I can go to bed, my housemates are all in the same boat so I don't want to distur them, it's too late to ring my mum and I don't want the boy seeing me looking this hideous.

There's no one else irl.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:34, Reply)

'the boy' will have to see you looking
bad at some point
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Oh he sees me looking bad all the time
You're underestimating how ugly I get when I cry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

do it anyway
I suspect that this is not his opinion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

phone the boy
he can't see you, and he's going to have to hear you crying some time.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

I have done
Feel better already.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:51, Reply)

You get marks for breathing in exams these days.
If you let out an 'SBD' you get a 'platinum A* with strontium edging and a lifetime supply of Bounty kitchen towels'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I don't know what any of that means

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Apples, Apples Apples....
When you reach my antiquated years you realise that almost every single person on earth is a fucking retard. The fact that you aren't one puts you at an instant huge advantage over everyone else and you will do absolutely fine in life on that basis, even if you completely bollocks up your education - which you won't, anyway. You're a bright woman - so hush yo' mouth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Thanks Monty, that made me laugh a little bit.
You saying that... I feel so validated
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

The fact that at this time of night he can still see the keyboard suggests he means it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)