now let's list his bad qualities
alright Davros?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Alright Amberl?
His bad qualities are that he is a good father and boyfriend. Not that I'm his boyfriend, but I've been told this by other pixels. He also has a tremendous singing voice, I believe.

This doesn't make sense because I'm slightly drunk and typinjg is di9ffuicutl;y.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Perfect sense
/sings Davros has a boyfriend, Davros has a boyfriend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Davros and Monty, sitting in a tree
B-U-M-M-I-N-G!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

First comes love
then comes marriage
then comes your prolapse in a baby's carriage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

bleaugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:28, Reply)

I'm not feeling well
this means I'm allowed to be as disgusting as I want. I hope it gets on to the popular page so Monty can see his future
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

clicked on it good for ya
why are you poorly now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

How was the panto?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

poor, very very poor
slightly more detail in last thread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Oh no it wasn't!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Copy and paste?
(My connection is slow!)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Shut up, or you'll not get any beef when you visit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

*shuts up*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Good lad.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Are ye calling' my wife a bloke???
Cos she'll bite yer tits off if ye are.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

no
your wife is a lady. Your boyfriend Monty isn't
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

But he has long hair.
That immediately makes him a woman.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

excellent logic

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

I am nothing if not logical.
I am also going to bed. The great big poof that I am.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:00, Reply)

sleep well and good dreams

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

Night Dad!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

I'm still here, just.
I'l try and get yer ma to say goodnight and read you a story.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

Night DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

how come you get him as a dad?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:05, Reply)

DG & Tourettes adopted me and TGB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

This makes sense in a bizarre way

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

To be fair, we'll adopt anyone,
Except maybe Piston Broke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

There'd be a mass divorce if you adopted Piston
The colossal helmet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:13, Reply)

haha yeah, imagine a family evening
'Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad,'
'What, son?'
'Listen to me do my standup.'
'All right son. I'll just drain this bottle of vodka first and wonder why your mother left me when we adopted you.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Even the memory of that standup vid
Is making me cringe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

I'm not familiar with the Piston Broke story.
Is he a comedian?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

No.
He tried, but just no.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I'll assume this is genuine
He's a b3tan who did an open mike standup a few years back, and it's the worst, most knuckle-bitingly cringe-inducing spectacles I've ever seen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Because I'm awesome.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

This too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

ONLINE VALIDATION!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:09, Reply)

MFOTFABL

( wanderlust, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:48, Reply)

?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:50, Reply)

Moving Foot On The Floor A Bit Laughing
the British equivalent of ROFLMAO.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:51, Reply)

A titbit from OT days of yore.

( wanderlust, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:55, Reply)

Stores away for later usage
how are you then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:56, Reply)