Turtlewax?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*Does the Dalek voice*
EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

So, you won't be able to get one for two weeks?

*YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

In theory, I have to wait two weeks.
In practice, I have to wait until I have £180 to spend on NOTHING ELSE or until someone buys me one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Where are they being sold?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I'm just going downstairs to use my computer now
Will link in 5.

EDIT: shop.zappies.com/news/brand-new-ride-in-dalek-for-2011.html
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

In think they're being aimed at small kiddies, though.
You might not fit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Haha!
I knew you'd appear when Daleks were mentioned.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Pure chance, Blousie.
Pure chance :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Luckily, I'm tiny.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

128cm tall?
A quick read of the last thread, and not to reiterate but Ed Miliband?!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I wish I'd never said that now *blushes*
Everyone's brought that up, but no one has mentioned that Lampito said Jon Snow!

I'm about 152 cm tall, and willing to scrunch up a bit. I can fit in small lockers (only to demonstrate that I can, in fact, fit)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

we've all got embarassing crushes I guess
especially in the world of politics.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I quite like one of the Millibands but the one that didn't become leader.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Nooooooo
Ed is so much cuter!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Andy Burnham right here

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Spill, Amberl!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

she fancies Michael Gove

(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

no I don't
too old for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Haha, I bet you do.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I like the fact that this implies
That were the chinless cunt ten years younger you'1d be all over him like a cheap suit
(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I actually quite like Michael Gove
but he is not fanciable and I disapprove of his treatment of one of his aides
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

He's a condescending prick.
I have spoken.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

He was very pleasant when I met him

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Probably because he could tell you fancied him.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Pfft it was all very professional
and I don't fancy him. I will tell you one thing though. When it comes to politics, as an impartial observer I can inform you that Conservative lesbians are about 500x hotter than other lesbians
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

They'd have to be. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not a lesbian
because I'd have to resign my Conservative party membership so I didn't stand out as the ugly short one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'd fuck the anti-gay rhetoric out of Theresa May*
*This is 100% lies. But Liam Fox is a bit of a fox
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

That is much worse than my crush on the Miliband.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Obviously I don't fancy Theresa May
not even her husband fancies Theresa May
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I was talking about Liam Fox!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I wouldn't call it a crush
more of a out of all of the cabinet (apart from Cameron probably) that's my choice.

Alan Rickman is my unconventional one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm looking through pictures of MPs now
Mostly very unattractive. I shall report when one or two stand out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Nothing to do with politics
but there are very few goodlooking Labour MPs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

What is it about chins that you find so repulsive?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)

This took a moment
but is not true. Labour MPs are just generally weird looking. Scratch that, politicans in general are
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

So far I have found 4 vaguely attractive ones
Zac Goldsmith - Con
Tobias Ellwood - Con
Stella Creasy - Lab
Caroline Flint - Lab
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Good list actually
there are a few more scattered round the place but they don't get much media coverage
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

an rickman 's mum
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Had her. It was boring
she kept asking me what the Conservatives would do for pensioners
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

To which you replied
"Exactly what I'm doing now"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)

*applauds*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

'I like this'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I can't think of a single politician I'd fuck
Spitefucks not included.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

No even little Andy Burnham?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Why aren't you watching the football?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Cos I ain't got Sky
and I can't be arsed going the pub.
And being wih my half-red/half-blue family right now would be pandemonium.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

That's fair enough.
Are you a red or a blue?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Blue

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I don't know who that is
But no. They're all cunts anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Stella Creasy is very pretty

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)