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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Rejoice with me brethren.
For once again I am on the path of true righteousness.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:18, 215 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
How?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I'm gonna guess
sex, drugs or rock and roll
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Block(ed)head(s)?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I think I reached nirvana whilest on the rowing machine.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Nevermind....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)
you think you're the big cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
it's off Bleach

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Sorry.
I'm not really in bloom today.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
then all apologies
are due to you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I need to seriously MTFU
I'm all 'meh' at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
You'll find a job soon.
Then the excitement of moving etc will kick in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
It isn't that.
I'm just bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Fed up with cider and curry?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
There has to be more to life than cider and curry.
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
There is.
I just wasn't sure you were aware of it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Suggestions for things for me to do that aren't eating indian food and drinking apples, please.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Travel?
Learn a new language?
Find a ladyfriend?
Take up kickboxing?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)
kickboxing rules
except for being kicked
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Kickboxing is awesome
even the kicks to the head are cool. But I'm a little radged and I love martial arts.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Interesting.
If I taught myself a new language, I could then travel. On my travels I could maybe meet a lady.

And then kick her head in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Something like that.
Edit - I want to get the Rosetta stone Spanish course but it will eat into my travelling money. I don't know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Take an evening class
at your local college instead. Rosetta stone is pretty pricy, isn't it?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)
It's supposed to really work though.
I don't fancy classes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)
But you have someone to practise your Spanish with
if you take classes. I had thought about doing Spanish myself, but realistically the likelihood of me going travelling and actually using it any time soon is minimal.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I can fit the learning around my schedule.
My sister got the German one and said it's worth the money.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)
£500 for all five levels
isn't as expensive as I thought it was, really. Well if you want to do it, go for it!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I can get it for about £360 on Amazon.
Used.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I know a very nice person
who 'provided' me with the complete Rosetta Stone range - every language that they do. I'm working through the Polish one (sporadically) at the moment. It's pretty good.

I'll go and have a look at what I've got. If I have the Spanish one, and I can figure out my ISO program, I will send you a copy.

Give me a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I hope you wiped it off when you were finished.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Well that revelation went down like a lead balloon : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)
How should we celebrate oh Blousie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Just be happy for me Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)
How far didn't you travel on the rower?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I go by time and not distance.
I also took the dogs out for a walk this morning......IN THE POURING RAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)
How long did you row for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Only 10 minutes.
Just to tone the arms. I have to be careful because I could end up like Geoff Capes if I overdo it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I think there are only us 3 around at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Bit of a communication breakdown there, I think...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Woo Crow!
Dumped the old man yet?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Almost
I've told his manager that I might have to do another gig that night and was waiting for confirmation of that. I realise I'm not so much hedging my bets as building an entire fucking shrubbery around them. But she has just got back to me to say the gig won't pay very much, so no pressure and I should do what's best for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Well she sounds sensible.
I guess it's all about taking chances now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I have one more paragraph of notes to synthesise into a proper paragraph and a conclusion to write and maybe a bit of tidying up
and only 700 words to do it in. YESSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)
keep going!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Want to do it for me?
Medieval – sortes Virgilianae, the magic egg shit , “forerunner of Christianity…” 4th eclogue
Clarke “juster view”, Williams “allegorising”

“English Augustan Age” pg 123 begins with Dryden’s translation- regarded Virgil as his master, “arstistic control, and secondly moral and political significance” pg 124
no longer allegorising
18th cent Keble thought “seems the outcome of a duty and and a task rather than the spontaneous flow and impulse of the poet’s inmost heart” pg 131
Clarke: use as a schoolbook prevents fresh analysis, Clarke accusing it of “fettering the spontaneous growth of poetic form”

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Yup, I totally know all that shit
wanna mark some half assed sketchbooks and essays and hoover my car and write an assignment? Bleaugh, none of it's hard, it's just dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Wanna go and feed my dad and grandad later on?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
sundays should have a lot more fun things than these

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Agreed.
Today is pants. On the plus side, the KarmaAIDS seems to have worn off a bit. I might get out of bed and write something.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Sure thing.
It's just the conclusion now, just read the whole essay and see what argument I'm trying to make. It'll be easy!

NB: Essay has no argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
I think what's better than you having to right that, is that someone else has to read it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I feel sorry for her.
She'll have 80,000 words of shit and at most 12,000 words of good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
They're releasing a ride in dalek toy in two weeks.
I must get one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Would you look after it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I'd go everywhere in it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Do you know how to keep a Dalek outer-skin in good condition?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Turtlewax?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)
*Does the Dalek voice*
EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

So, you won't be able to get one for two weeks?

*YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
In theory, I have to wait two weeks.
In practice, I have to wait until I have £180 to spend on NOTHING ELSE or until someone buys me one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Where are they being sold?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I'm just going downstairs to use my computer now
Will link in 5.

EDIT: shop.zappies.com/news/brand-new-ride-in-dalek-for-2011.html
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)
In think they're being aimed at small kiddies, though.
You might not fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Haha!
I knew you'd appear when Daleks were mentioned.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Pure chance, Blousie.
Pure chance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Luckily, I'm tiny.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)
128cm tall?
A quick read of the last thread, and not to reiterate but Ed Miliband?!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I wish I'd never said that now *blushes*
Everyone's brought that up, but no one has mentioned that Lampito said Jon Snow!

I'm about 152 cm tall, and willing to scrunch up a bit. I can fit in small lockers (only to demonstrate that I can, in fact, fit)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
we've all got embarassing crushes I guess
especially in the world of politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I quite like one of the Millibands but the one that didn't become leader.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Nooooooo
Ed is so much cuter!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Andy Burnham right here

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Spill, Amberl!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
she fancies Michael Gove

(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
no I don't
too old for me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Haha, I bet you do.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I like the fact that this implies
That were the chinless cunt ten years younger you'1d be all over him like a cheap suit
(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I actually quite like Michael Gove
but he is not fanciable and I disapprove of his treatment of one of his aides
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
He's a condescending prick.
I have spoken.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
He was very pleasant when I met him

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Probably because he could tell you fancied him.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Pfft it was all very professional
and I don't fancy him. I will tell you one thing though. When it comes to politics, as an impartial observer I can inform you that Conservative lesbians are about 500x hotter than other lesbians
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
They'd have to be. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I'm glad I'm not a lesbian
because I'd have to resign my Conservative party membership so I didn't stand out as the ugly short one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I'd fuck the anti-gay rhetoric out of Theresa May*
*This is 100% lies. But Liam Fox is a bit of a fox
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
That is much worse than my crush on the Miliband.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Obviously I don't fancy Theresa May
not even her husband fancies Theresa May
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I was talking about Liam Fox!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I wouldn't call it a crush
more of a out of all of the cabinet (apart from Cameron probably) that's my choice.

Alan Rickman is my unconventional one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I'm looking through pictures of MPs now
Mostly very unattractive. I shall report when one or two stand out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Nothing to do with politics
but there are very few goodlooking Labour MPs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
What is it about chins that you find so repulsive?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This took a moment
but is not true. Labour MPs are just generally weird looking. Scratch that, politicans in general are
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
So far I have found 4 vaguely attractive ones
Zac Goldsmith - Con
Tobias Ellwood - Con
Stella Creasy - Lab
Caroline Flint - Lab
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Good list actually
there are a few more scattered round the place but they don't get much media coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

an rickman 's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Had her. It was boring
she kept asking me what the Conservatives would do for pensioners
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
To which you replied
"Exactly what I'm doing now"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
*applauds*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
'I like this'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I can't think of a single politician I'd fuck
Spitefucks not included.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
No even little Andy Burnham?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Why aren't you watching the football?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Cos I ain't got Sky
and I can't be arsed going the pub.
And being wih my half-red/half-blue family right now would be pandemonium.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
That's fair enough.
Are you a red or a blue?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Blue

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I don't know who that is
But no. They're all cunts anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Stella Creasy is very pretty

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
*rejoices*
I am being perfectly lazy myself. Just had a shower, half an hours time I'll go sign up with the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Woo sister!
Amen to that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)
i thiink i've had the laziest day of my life
Stayed in bed until one, buying things on ebay and reading the whole of the Roman de Rose (which only tangentially comes under the heading of work. What've you got planned foir the evening Blousie?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Go to my dads to make dinner and then home to make my dinner.
My mum has gone to Tenerife again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I'm rewatching Match of the Day and then I'm off to the gym
got a bit of a hangover this morning after a single bottle of beer and a bottle of wine - 25 years of building an alcohol tolerance undone by two weeks of moderation.

I had Shooter's Sandwich for lunch, it was LOVELY.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I checked out that female singer you're always banging on about. Amanda something?
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Amanda Palmer?
The stuff she did with Dresden Dolls is better than her solo stuff.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Palmer - excellent.
She does Ukelele stuff I'm not so keen on, but her piano stuff is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Her song, Map of Tasmania, was on links.
Funny!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:47, Reply)

nn rr
Pube lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I get you.
I had a massive hangover on Friday morning as we'd been to the outlaws for dinner and hadn't had a drink all week. It was hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)
More convinced than ever that cutting down is a good idea
Just have to have a little less on a Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I'm going for my induction in 10 mins or so.
I caved and ordered Domino's. Calorie content yesterday- 1950. I needed it, I got home and couldn't move to the kitchen.

It wasn't even nice :( I never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)
I had a lovely pizza on holiday.
Anchovie and olives. Fucking lush!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I had a lovely one this time last week at a place Swipe recommended to me.
Delish and cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I love proper pizza. Thin base, tasty tomato sauce and just a few added ingredients.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Apart from the olives...
yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)
good luck with the induction!
And you've been doing really well so one blip will make no difference :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I've just finished the first Millenium book
I'm glad I stuck with it, as it's turned out to be rather good. I have done none of the things I said I would do today though. Oh well.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I'm relaxing at my folks
Have scoffed a lovely beef stew and bread & butter pudding, and now have a cat asleep on me while my Dad snores away in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Small portions I hope : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)
My dad doesn't do small
But I did leave a fair amount, and didn't wolf it down despite being ravenous from yesterdays starvation.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)
*pats on head*
Ever since I decided to try and lose weight again I've been craving biscuits. I rarely eat them usually.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I've been craving evil food like take out pizza
But have been good all week with eating fruit and smaller portions.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Don't be too strict with yourself, though.
Leave that to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Haha!
Naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Well done then
I've pinpointed my diet weakness. I'm awake all hours of the night so I end up feeling hungry at about three in the morning and being too lazy to make something healthy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Thanks!
Admittedly yesterday's food consisting of two apples is dumb, but I wasn't hungry at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)
You must eat regularly.
It keeps your metabolism steady.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
This
if you starve yourself then when you do eat your body just stores all the energy because it thinks you're going to starve it again.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I know I know
But I just can't force myself to eat if I'm not hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Do you never eat out of boredom etc?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I used to, and comfort eat too
But nowadays I only snack when at role-play at a mates, because there are always snacks out.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is another reason why I want to get the Spanish software.
Take my mind off food of an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Playing games helps me with this
Takes my mind off of everything :) Sometimes I also spend an hour on the exercise bike while playing xbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a ridiculous mental image
you could always just cycle in to work instead.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'm looking to get back into that too
But so far have been putting it off due to the weather. Will start tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
but but it's raining!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I go one worse
"ooh, it looks like it might rain at some point today, best take the car"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Ever since I cut back on the drinking
I've been craving chocolate. It's a sugar/alcohol thing I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Definitely.
I have some after eights I got for Christmas and I've been having a few of them at night. I don't usually get the urge for chocolate very often.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I'm glad you've been having them at night.
If you had them in the early-evening, you'd be doing it all wrong.

They are called after-eights for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Usually I would shun convention but I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I'm liking the way you're rocking with your chocolate mints.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Why thank you. *blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
What is your favourite chocolate bar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Something minty or with nuts.
Mint Aero or Cadburys hazelnut chocolate bar.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
A heads up
Galaxy hazelnut is actually much, much nicer than Cadbury's whole nut. Just saying.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
That is like saying Evian is nicer than Volvic.
It's all water to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
When you eat as much chocolate as I do
you learn to distinguish between them all quite well. I reckon I could probably do it blindfold. Again, this says a worrying amount about how much of the damn stuff I consume.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Do you like dark chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Sometimes
I prefer the sugary milk crap though.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I still have about 3 of the fancy chocolates
I got for christmas left. I don't think I will by the end of the evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I would argue that it's never too early for chocolate
but even I would struggle in, say, the first 30 minutes after waking up.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I've not had a bar of chocolate in AGES
I'd quite like a Snickers now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I can't remember the last day
when I had no chocolate at all. My poor teeth :(
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Right, I'm off to the gym
Laterz potaterz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
woop woop
marking complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
The sound of the police!
No need to feed the male members of the family now. I can stay home all warm and cozy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Have you decided to starve them?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)
My dad is going to work and will probably get a takeaway. My grandad said he can fix himself something.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
no, one ate the other

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Yeah, officer from overseer, you need a little clarity? Check the similarity
The overseer had the right to get ill
And if you fought back, the overseer had the right to kill
The officer has the right to arrest
And if you fight back they put a hole in your chest!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
You crazy hip hop motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
They both ride horses!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Needs more politics

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Then I refer my learned friend to the recorded output of my dearest friends, Messrs Public Enemy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Thread deleter : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
It was too argumentative
I'm in a bad mood and arguing when in a bad mood is a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
What thread?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
it wasn't a thread
but a reply to your lyrics up there. In a nutshell I pointed out that attacking the police with a gun is generally not a sign of innocence and is a legitimate reason to use force against them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)
May I suggest you direct your ire toward my most esteemed colleague, Mr KRS One.
Don't shoot the messenger, what what?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)
This is why I deleted it :)
too argumentative
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
No! don't shoot the messenger........shoot the police.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
In which case, one runs the risk of the officer putting a hole in one's chest.
Perhaps best to just put up with institutional racism than show any insubordination through a performative artform, what what?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Better to be hung as a sheep than a lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:18, Reply)
A black sheep?
INTERNET RACISM!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
It's tarring a dog with a black brush!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I assumed it was a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Put it back up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I have finished my list.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)
A list of the similarities between overseers and police officers?
More street than I thought.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
No, attractive MPs
*sigh* I am like the complete antithesis of street.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)
One of my favourite Wikipedia entries of all time stated that Caroline Flint MP was 'Minister for Hotness'.
It also described her as 'a hot piece of ass'.

This is why astroturfing is frowned on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Me too
all four people you named I knew what they looked like and notable actions. This proves my absolute lack of any sort of cool
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I am the coolest 45 year old I know.
You ask my nephew.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Yo Blousie...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5_6js19eM&ob=av3nl
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I do love hip hop.
I mostly turned my back on it due to the inherent sexism and gratuitous violence.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
There are bad apples in all genres.
My favourite hip hop has nothing to do with the sexism, materialism and gratuitous violence which plagues mainstream hip hop and somewhat colours (excuse the inference) people's impressions of the genre.

IMHO it is the most important modern musical form since Jazz appeared in the twenties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I agree to some extent.
I remember when it first came to the attention of the general public and I was blown away, even though my musical tastes lead elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
It's easy to just form an opinion of an entire genre based on the dumbed down pop shit that is the mainstream face of the music.
Most heavy metal sounds nothing like Bon Jovi, much like it is a terrible mistake to base one's view of hip hop on shite like 50 Cent, Sean Paul or Ja Rule.

I loved the backpack scene in the late 90s/ early 00s- bands like Company Flow, J5, Cannibal Ox and Anti-Pop Consortium. A fantastic time for conscious, intelligent hip hop. That whole Rawkus scene was tremendous too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
you are much cooler than me
however I guess this is not saying much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Full list:
In alphabetical order: Stella Creasy, Tobias Ellwood, Caroline Flint, Zac Goldsmith, Susan Elan Jones, Meg Hillier, Ed Miliband, Chris Skidmore, Gavin Williamson. I have spoken.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Stella's pretty, Caroline's alright
The rest are a big NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Yeah, Stella's my favourite.
She would get it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
You're definitely more cul-de-sac than street

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Cheers Labs
I can be cool... honest...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Then you're well ahead of me
there is no value of cool that I can be
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Bullshit, the pair of you
You can be cool in other ways, not just the streetwise, gang-bangin' thug type of 'cool' that the media portrays.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah I'm well cool
I have my own copy of the Iliad and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
That's actually cooler than anything I can come up with

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I may be cool but I'd rather be geeky.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
You're all geeky and cool

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Things Dozer is geeky about:
Videogames
Transformers
Breakbeat records
Trainers
Cheese
Literacy
Hip hop.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Things Blousie is geeky about.
Other geeks
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)
Woo!
*dances badly*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)
I'm not.
I woke up an hour ago, had to run to Tesco to get food before it closed. Had a ticket for the derby today as well, that was a waste.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

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