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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll be honest with you Dozer, I'm on a downer today.
I was supposed to do some work for work and I haven't done it.
I was supposed to clean out my cupboard in the kitchen, and I haven't done it.
I was supposed to do some other more work for work, and I haven't done it.
I went to ASDA for some solphadeen max fizzy and ended up spending about 2 hours and £35 there, and I only have the makings for dinner tonight and some emergancy soup out of a tin, which sucks, because now I know I've got two meals of emergancy soup out of a tin ahead of me.

BUT, BUT, on the 5th of feb I'm meeting a load of people who have pugs and hopefully I'll load up on pug glee in the park and that'll make me happy for a little while, which is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
You haven't cleaned the kitchen cupboard?
After you promised?
When you lie Gonz, god kills a pug
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)
....with a hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)
Best way to do it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)
Most pugs look like they've already been smashed in the face with a hammer.
Is this so God gets to cover his tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Pfft.
Like you'd turn one down even though they have smashed hammer faces..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)
I'd smash them berk, smash them good and proper.
Smash them with my COCK.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Hehe!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Ew
I'm sure you would, you dirty sod. The poor little buggers already have terrible facial expressions and bulging eyes, I can't imagine how they'd look if you backdoored them..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I've decided to call the act of molesting a pug in this way.
'Pug plugging'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I got more sweets =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

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