my weekend was awesome
but i may still be drunk today.

i hate breakfast, but as part of the new year health drive thing, i force myself to have a packet of those belvita breakfast biscuit things (200 cals) and a bottle of tropicana orange or grape juice (not from concentrate and NO PULPY BITS, i hate pulpy bits with a passion).

perfect breakfast would be in a massive white four poster bed in a luxury caribbean resort with the windows flung open to show off turquoise water, sun, white sand and palm trees, and some drop dead gorgeous bloke wearing only a white towel and a suntan. the food can fuck off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pulp is vile. And the band is shit.
So you enjoy a good bit of sausage in the morning?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Why was the weekend awesome?

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

just lots of nice things
fri night curry, sat shopping and hairdo (FAR. TOO. SHORT. i have been stropping around ever since, although when i changed my fb profile pic to show everyone the trauma, amberl immediately asked what it looked like, so clearly didn't realise how short it was in the new pic - maybe i am overreacting), sat night we were out til about 4am getting leathered in manchester, then nice family lunch over in yorkshire yesterday, plus some nice texts from the potential bloke, it was all excellent! how about you??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Quiet and boring.
My mum's gone away so it's all hands to the pumps looking after dad etc.

Edit - Just looked. It is noticebly shorter but looks fine.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

had lunch with the family from tod on sun
usual "royle family" aga-saga type stuff.... my half-brother's half-brother has knocked up a third girl despite not seeing his first two kids... my cousin met her new man at tod market then it turned out he's married to her old mate from school..... made me feel quite homesick, all that gossip. the yorkshire rain can fuck off though, it chucked it down all day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Haha!
I don't know anyone in Tod other than my sister.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I am planning on having a haircut
Saturday afternoon immediately prior to Montstock. If the benders cut more than two inches off I'm going to burn their 'salon' to the ground.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

don't take a book
this is where i went wrong, and the scissor-happy "hair director" directed it all onto the ground whilst i was oblivious to the world :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I'll direct their teeth down their throats if they do that to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Might I recommend you stay away from Delilah's Salon then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Why?
why? WHY?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

'Cos they fucked Sampson over?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Pulp in juice is wrong
I'm also forcing myself to eat breakfast, which tends to be some sort of low calorie breakfast bar thing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Marmite on toast is what you want.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That involves buying bread and marmite
And then faffing for 5 minutes in the morning when I could be sleeping, wanking, or sleep-wanking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)