I like pretty much everyone I work with
Even the one who sends me pictures of his cock every few days.

At the moment, it's just me at home. This is why I'm shit: Demanding internet addict with a burgeoning drink problem. Liable to get bored easily, cynical as they come and often threatens violence. Lazy and can’t cook or clean. Prone to rants about politics or feminism. Insomniac. Attention seeking. Indecisive. Smoker. Flirt. Whines to anyone who’ll listen. Moral fibre of an unspayed alley cat. Hypocrite.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bollocks
I don't work with you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Oh, you're so cute
Thinking you're the only person to send me desperate cock-shots *pinches cheek*

How's it going anyway, Princess Twinkle Drawers? I quoted you, by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

*quick scan of blog*
Which one? Sorry I'm behind, have been away from the internet for a few days. Am massively overworked (see below) but have decided I don't really care for the last hour.

And I'm otherwise good thank you honey. How've you been these last few days?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

The one about the Child Maintenance proposals.
It's been a shit few days, I've been feeling awful. I think I've changed out of my PJs properly ONCE since Wednesday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Oh rubbish
Still the earache? Good to see it hasn't stopped you being productive *reads voraciously*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Nah, that's gone
I've slid back into the "refusing to leave the house" version of Bella.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Oh, THAT
Fucking Emos. I'm flattered that upon quoting me in your blog you've referred to me as "a friend of mine", as opposed to the dozens of much more colourful, insulting names that must have occured to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Toyed with a few
but since I'm self-censoring, "a flaming mincer homosexualist whom I privately refer to as 'Bumderella Sparklepants'" seemed to go a bit far.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

That is easily the best nickname anyone other than myself has ever given me
Now let us never speak of it again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

If it was that good, you'd change your name
Go on, do it. Doitdoitdoit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Incentivise me, woman

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

If you'd change your name to Bumderella Sparklepants
People would have fair warning of your tendencies towards both bumming and wearing sequinned trousers. Also, it would make me smile and might possibly be the only thing that cheers me up today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

*sigh*
I'll send you another pic...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wouldn't.
My phone's so full of cock-shots that if I'm brutally murdered, the Mail will decide I deserved it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Wasn't really going to
Frankly, you've been spoilt thus far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Clearly our versions of 'spoilt' differ greatly
Because when I use the word, I use it to mean 'overindulged excessively, with no cause', and clearly you use it to mean 'hounded with rapey-sounding messages which are accompanied with pictures of what may, after a squint, pass for a cock'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Fucking hell, you don't want much, do you?!
It's hard to indulge you with no cause considering how plaintively you beg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Blah blah gay joke blah
I've just been extremely annoyed by something I've just been told. Even mocking you could not make me happy now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

that's an .... interesting approach to teambuilding.
cock-mailing, I mean.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

He tries to sext me all the time
It's pretty funny really. Always late at night when he knows I'll still be up, and nothing is ever mentioned at work. He sent me a picture of his girlfriend's knockers the other day too, asking me for a threesome. I doubt she authorised that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Right.
As you do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

In his defence, he's a good mate
Who I may have accidentally slept with a few months ago.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

ah, I see.
so he's just gently reminding you of this, then? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I've told him it won't happen again
I'm not gonna kick up a fuss about it though, he's a good bloke to work with and a mate, it's not worth it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Is this your dating profile?
That would totally work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)