Salutations old bean
I woke at 5 this morning and could not get back to sleep. I blame moderation and early nights.

Also I appear to have contracted some plebeian little flu bug. Yuck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How simply ghastly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Well, if you will knock about with peasants, it's only to be expected.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 8:58, Reply)

It's the oiks I work with
breeding grounds for every germ that comes along, the sickly feebs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I read that as Pheasants
which makes for a more surreal morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I wish I woke up at five.
I haven't been to bed yet, not for the lack of trying. I might kill someone.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)