I drink to excess, that keeps me entertained.
Although I found something this morning that made me snigger a bit - Extremely immature.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

People who read toplad are topcunts.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Blame AB, he linked me there.
But I'm sure he did it 'ironically'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I don't understand how someone so pitifully poor can get so constantly pissed.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Mainly by having no long term goals or ambitions

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)

And living North of the Watford gap.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Is that where I'm going wrong?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes Noel
Also I feel you're not really making the most of having a daughter, you need to claim benifits for everything. Make her walk with a limp for some extra booze money.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Give her a shit load of speed then take her to the GP's
instant ADHD diagnosis.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It's a vicious cycle, I become poor, due to getting constantly pissed
Although I've massively cut down on how much I used to drink.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

ve m a ly n down on how much I used to drink
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Turn your life around by pitching a new "reality TV" series to BBC3
"AA goes to AA"
It can't be any worse than all those mawkish programs about the morbidly obese.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I think I'd rather kill myself, and I'm sure others will agree.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

A bloke on Jermy Kyle just now asked his girlfriend to sniff his fingers 'cus he got so drunk he didn't know how far he went with another women last night.
Top Lad
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

The site does make me fear for humanity.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)