I see you and the Colonel as the Margo and Jerry Leadbetter of offtopic.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

absolutely
he loves it when my stilettos and sports car get stuck in his country mud
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

that sounds so dirty

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

i hadn't even got onto his chicken!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

best get on with it then, he won't wait around forever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

he knows his place

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

got onto started choking
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

we're married
this means we don't have sex!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

At least not with each other
/sweeping statement about society's lack of moral fibre
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

like i said
if he even thinks about it...... he's dead.

i, on the other hand, could be persuaded if you ask me VERY nicely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Haha, double standards much?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I read that as double sandwich
and wondered what you were implying about how to persuade Swipey.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Not sure I could go for an Eiffel Tower with the Colonel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

How about just a monkeyface then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Maybe, no promises mind.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:53, Reply)

hey
my husband is NOT gay. i mean, sure he likes to borrow my pink socks sometimes. and we do watch musicals together. and he is very good at painting my nails for me. and we haven't had sex since- oh yeah. we've never actually had sex.

but this does NOT mean he is gay, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Well, the alternative is that he finds you physically repulsive...
And that can't be right, surely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I was thinking of actual sandwiches you filthy cockhound

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

ME?
/outrage
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)