No but they bang on about "innovative use of social media"
So I might just say give us tickets and I'll plug your new bar on b3ta, where I'm a well respected leader of the community.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Whereupon they'll find page after page of "Chompy is a rapist" gags

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Hopefully charming and witty will pop up at some point.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

doesn't count if you are saying it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'm wondering if any kind of Search Engine Optimisation runs on b3ta?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

gags?
He's the creepiest guy I've seen
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Proposed to your new girlfriend yet?
You've already got the ring I suppose.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's funny because someone wants to be with me
Instead of being forced to under sedation
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I personally find it hilarious.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

*Walks in minding my own buisness, dropping this youtube link that loads of people can't see, but those who can should get joy out of it*
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Axu1yDtWztc#t=27s
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

particularly because you aren't actually a rapist

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

and you've seen you!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Exactly

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Love it
And loving your sig.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

;-)
cheers!

yours is good too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Harumph

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Was purely for the SEO joke
Might change it now, I feel dirty having "Psychochomp" in my sig.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

too... many... strikethroughs...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

sig mangina
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

That would make me feel dirty, yes
And also murderous, then suicidal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

yeah, they might fall for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

be better to give them a girl's name
i mean, a burlesque bar is more likely to attract male punters.

i had to deal with a letting to a burlesque bar once. the docs came through from the other side drafted for a bar called "dancing beavers". i nearly choked. anyway, next day i got a grovelling phonecall from the solicitor on the other side asking me to incorporate one more amendment. he had misheard his client.

the club was called "dancing divas".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Haha brilliant!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

it was sheer genius
best. typo. ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)